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  WWS REBELLION BUTF
present.....
The Biggest One Day Event In Trivia Fed History......
(Card Subject To Change Without Notice due to wrestler availability)
( Round One was eliminated due to the number of answers received )
( Camera pans the Fleet Center, full of screaming fans holding signs )
( Pyrotechnics go off )
( Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Bang! )
WWS Mark: Welcome everyone to the biggest one day event in the history of web feds! It's Broken Hearts!!
( The sound of screaming fans almost drowns out the voices of Mark and Chris )
WWS Chris: That's right! We're here with over 19,000 fans to witness history in the making! Tonight we have over 120 wrestlers battling it out to determine who is the greatest athlete on the web today!
WWS Mark: Well Chris, as you know, Round One has already taken place, and we're set for Round Two action here tonight!
WWS Mark: That's right Chris.. but don't forget, after it's all said and done, there's still a certain WWS Champion who will have his hands full, as former Champion Big Uncle Chester looks to regain the title from Cruncher!
WWS Chris: It's going to be an unbelievable night, so sit back and enjoy fans! History is about to be made! Right now, we're going backstage to WWS Sharon who's standing by with one of the favorites tonight.. Blood Hunter.
( Camera splits to show Sharon in the back.. and the broadcasters at ringside )
WWS Sharon: Thanks guys! Sounds awfully noisy out there!
WWS Mark: It is insane Sharon! I've never seen anything like this!
WWS Chris: Hey Sharon, what is the feeling in the back? Are the guys pumped for this?
WWS Sharon: Yes Chris, there's been a lot of talk about tonight. Most of these guys don't even know their opponents very well, so it's a little tense.
WWS Mark: Well Sharon, we'll see you a little later on!
WWS Sharon: Okay guys!
( Camera focuses on Sharon )
WWS Sharon: Well right now, my guest is Blood Hunter. Welcome to Broken Hearts, Blood Hunter!
Blood Hunter: Hi Sharon! It's great to be here, and it's gonna be even greater to win this event!
WWS Sharon: I'm sure it will be! You are in one of the other feds as 'Evil Inc', are you not?
Blood Hunter: Yes Sharon.. I have held a few titles there, as well as in the WWS.
WWS Sharon: They tell me you are a favorite to win this little tournament!
Blood Hunter: Well Sharon, as you know, this is anything but a 'little tournament', but yes. I am heavily favored to win, because I am a great athlete not only in the WWS, but anywhere I go!
WWS Sharon: Well, in the second round, you will be facing a man by the name of Vlad Sadist!
Blood Hunter: Yep! That's what they tell me!
WWS Sharon: Well, I've never met the man personally, but I hear he's a tough cookie!
Blood Hunter: Yeah? Well I eat cookies for breakfast! Got Milk?
( Blood Hunter walks off )
WWS Sharon: Pretty confident! I like bacon and eggs myself! Well back to you guys at ringside!
( Camera returns to Mark & Chris who are joined by Corky Angle )
WWS Mark: Thanks Sharon! Well Chris, Blood Hunter seems positive.
( Background noise is heard, as Angle is trying to get his headset on )
WWS Chris: Well, he has no idea how tough his opponent is.
( More background noise is heard )
WWS Mark: How tough is he? Corky! C'mon!
( Corky finally gets his headset on )
Corky Angle: Who? Huh? What'd I miss?
WWS Chris: Nothing Corky. Well Mark, he's a tough competitor in the BUTF. One of their Advanced division guys!
WWS Mark: I'm sure Blood Hunter will do well!
Corky Angle: You guys aren't talking about who's going to win this thing, are you?
WWS Chris: Well, we're certainly talking about possibilities! That's our job Corky!
Corky Angle: Well let me make your job MUCH easier! I've been training for two weeks! I am going to win Broken Hearts!
WWS Mark: Oh, you are?
Corky Angle: Yes Mark.. I am!
WWS Chris: What makes you think YOU can win this tournament?
Corky Angle: Wait.. do either of you posses the three I's? Here's a fourth for you.. 'I' Don't think so! You are talking to a Special Olympic Gold Medalist! See these medals? They don't give them to any retard that limps down the street! You have to earn them. Be a responsible, hard working and well-trained physical specimen like myself! I will not only WIN this tournament.. I will do it with the grace and style that I have shown ever since I began my wrestling career!
WWS Mark: Well Corky, sounds like you have it all figured out!
WWS Chris: Yeah Corky, but only one problem! You're opponent in the next round isn't just some retard either.. as you put it. He's a former World Champion! It's 'Dancin' Fool' Danny Jenkins!
Corky Angle: I've already addressed this issue. He's a fool.. a self professed fool at that! How can I respect anyone who would come right out and tell you he's a fool? I mean really! Would you respect a guy that called himself 'The Loser'?
WWS Mark: Probably not.
Corky Angle: Well that's what he SHOULD call himself, because that's exactly what he will be after our match! And guys...
WWS Chris: Yes Corky?
Corky Angle: It's True!
WWS Mark: Of course!
WWS Chris: Well.. it's time for our first match!
WWS Mark: That's right! Let's get to ringside!
( Camera switches to ringside where WWS Meg is standing )
WWS Meg: Ladies and Gentlemen.. it is now time.. for Broken.. HEARTS!!
 ( The fans go wild! )
WWS Meg: Making his way to the ring area...
( Sickness' music plays )
WWS Mark: Oh.. here comes Sickness!
WWS Chris: That's right! The WWS Intercontinental Champion!
WWS Mark: He's also one half of the Rebellion Tag Team Champions!
( Sickness has entered the ring )
Corky Angle: He's a loser! He's NOT a Special Olympic Hero, and he has NO integrity!
WWS Chris: Let's go to the match!
WWS Chris: Both of these guys are pretty good!
WWS Mark: Well, guess who is joining us for this match!
WWS Chris: Who?
WWS Mark: Our good buddy La Mascara!
( La Mascara waddles to ringside, and sits at the broadcasters table )
WWS Chris: ¡Holá La Mascara!
La Mascara: ¡Holá Chris!
WWS Mark: Hi Mascara!
La Mascara: You suck!
WWS Chris: <Laughing> Well.. he has that right!
WWS Mark: C'mon Chris.. I'm so sick of this guy!
Corky Angle: You guys are unbelievable! How can you let this ignorant fool on television?
WWS Chris: Relax Corky, we let you here, don't we?
( "Bong Tokin' Alcoholics" by Kottonmouth Kings plays )
( The crowd goes completely crazy )
WWS Mark: Here comes Kid Kronic.. the other half of the Bong Foundation.. reigning Rebellion Television Champion!
WWS Chris: The Bong Foundation is very popular today!
Corky Angle: Popularity doesn't win matches!
La Mascara: ¡Es verdad!
Corky Angle: Yes La Mascara! It's True!
(Kronic enters the ring )
WWS Mark: Okay, Sickness is outside the ring.
WWS Chris: I'm sure he's just getting ready!
La Mascara: ¡Miérda!
Corky Angle: What'd he say?
WWS Mark: Sickness just jumped Kronic!
Corky Angle: Yeah, I can see! What did HE say?
WWS Chris: Well, this match is underway!
( Bell rings )
WWS Mark: Sickness is beating down Kronic.. several lefts to the back, as the Kid is flat on his stomach!
WWS Chris: Sickness isn't letting Kronic get up. He's just beating him here!
WWS Mark: Well he wants to win Chris... this is how its done! Sickness is walking away now and looking out into the crowd!
( Crowd Boos )
WWS Chris: Kronic has rolled out of the ring, and Sickness is following.
WWS Mark: Kronic is to his feet now, as Sickness is on his way over to him.
WWS Chris: Sickness hits Kronic with a killer left! They're exchanging blows now.
WWS Mark: Wow.. these guys aren't holding back! Sickness throws Kronic into the ring. Both men in the ring now, Kronic kicks Sickness, and picks him up. Off the ropes.. BIG KNEE! Sickness is down.
WWS Chris: Kronic grabs Sickness by the head, and lifts him to his feet... side suplex.. and a cover! 1.. 2...
La Mascara: ¡No!
Corky Angle: No what?
WWS Mark: Only two, as Kronic continues his attack. Stomping away now.. Sickness is in trouble. Kronic has Sickness up for a suplex.. holding him up in the air! Look at the strength by Kronic! Down to the mat! Off the ropes, and Kronic hits with a vicious elbow!
WWS Chris: Another cover.. 1.. 2.. No, he's up!
WWS Mark: Kronic should've hooked the leg!
WWS Chris: Yeah Mark? When was the last time YOU wrestled?
La Mascara: ¡Es verdad Chris!
Corky Angle: Hey.. paco! That's MY line!
WWS Mark: Yeah!
WWS Chris: Oh.. he's your friend now? Please... watch the match! Sickness is comin' back! He's got Kronic in the corner.. climbing up the turnbuckles.. and WOW.. what a hurricanrana! You can bet THAT hurt! Sickness has the upper hand now, as he picks Kronic up and throws him off the ropes! Backdrop... in the middle of the ring.. Legdrop! Cover! 1.. no.. he's up! Not even a two count! Back on their feet, Sickness whipping Kronic off the ropes again.. reversal! Kronic sends Sickness to the ropes.. Dropkick! Sickness is down again!
WWS Mark: Oh! What was that move?
WWS Chris: I'm not sure.. it was some version of the Unprettier! I'm sure Kronic is wondering just what happened as well!
Corky Angle: You know guys, you wouldn't be missing the match if you'd shut up and pay attention!
La Mascara: You suck!
Corky Angle: Oh whatever! Like you're gonna win YOUR match Mascara! Ha, ha, ha!
La Mascara: ¿Que?
Corky Angle: Hey Chico.. where's The Man?
WWS Chris: Cut it out Corky! Sickness whips Kronic into the corner... Oh he hit hard! WWS Chris: Sickness goes over to the corner and puts Kronic up on the top turnbuckle. I think he's setting up for a back suplex here!
WWS Mark: Yeah.. this will do some damage!
Corky Angle: I'm gonna do some damage later on!
La Mascara: No, Señor Corky.. ¡Yo estoy mucho fuerte!
Corky Angle: Yeah, well you better HOPE you don't end up in the ring with.....
WWS Chris: <interrupts> Jesus.. will you two shut up!?
WWS Mark: Sickness grabs Kronic's head from behind.. OH MY GOD! A reverse neckbreaker from the top turnbuckle! That should do it!
WWS Chris: One... Two... .
La Mascara: ¡Tres!
Corky Angle: Wow! He can count?
Sickness (100)
Defeats 'Rebellion TV Champion'
Kid Kronic (97)
WWS Chris: That's it folks.. Sickness has won the match! What a move! That was just painful!
( Camera returns to the ring )
Blood Hunter (100)
Defeats
Vlad Sadist (91)
WWS Mark: Another great match.
Corky Angle: Well guys, I'm off to get ready for my match. As always, it's been YOUR pleasure!
WWS Mark: Bye Corky! Good Luck tonight!
( Loud noise is heard again, as Corky tries to get his headset off )
WWS Chris: Jeez! Go away already!
WWS Mark: Well.. we're going to see some footage now of WWS Meg's interview with Rebellion Intercontinental Champion 'Sugar Sweet' Seth Montez.
( Footage Plays )
WWS Meg: Hello Seth..
Seth Montez: Hi Meg.
WWS Meg: It's nice to meet you!
Seth Montez: You too!
WWS Meg: Later on today, you'll continue in a tournament with over 60 guys remaining. Are you ready?
Seth Montez: I'm as ready as I can be! There are a lot of guys I've never seen before. I'm not sure how you plan for that, except be ready for anything!
WWS Meg: Well, are you ready for anything?
Seth Montez: Well, my opponent in the second round is no stranger to you. It's Big Nasty Joe!
WWS Meg: Ah yes...
Seth Montez: Well, I'm ready for him.
WWS Meg: Are you concerned at all about his talent level?
Seth Montez: He's ok, but he's not as good as me!
WWS Meg: Well, I'm sure he's not as cute as you!
Seth Montez: Huh?
WWS Meg: You're cute!
Seth Montez: Uh.. okay.. thanks. I guess!
WWS Meg: Can I give you a kiss?
Seth Montez: ....
( Meg leans in to kiss Montez )
( Big Nasty Joe jumps him from behind )
WWS Meg: <Laughing> You were right Joe... he did fall for it!
Big Nasty Joe: Ha ha ha.. thanks Meg! I owe you one!
WWS Meg: No problem Joe.. it's good to see you again!
( Footage ends showing Montez on the floor )
WWS Chris: Can you believe that? We're surrounded by evil people!
WWS Mark: Meg isn't evil! I don't think she's smart enough to be evil!
WWS Chris: Let's get to our next match.
'Rebellion IC Champion' 'Sugar Sweet' Seth Montez (97)
Defeats
Big Nasty Joe (74)
WWS Mark: Well folks, what an event we are having. Three great matches, and TONS more to come!
WWS Chris: That's right. Up next, WWS Superstar Hazard against 'The Comeback Kid' Carnage!
'The Comeback Kid' Carnage (100)
Defeats
Hazard (91)
WWS Chris: Well folks, we're going to go to War Eagle, who's in the back with The Showstoppah!
( Camera shows War Eagle in his dressing room with Showstoppah )
War Eagle: Okay Showstoppah.. listen.. it's real simple. John Webber sucks. He's a nobody! You'll tear him apart, and then it's on to Round Two!
Showstoppah: Yeah but Eagle.. you don't understand! The Rebellion guys are giving me shit! All night they've been buggin the hell out of me!
War Eagle: Don't trip Show.. you'll do fine!
Showstoppah: Dude.. they call me the Showjobbah!
War Eagle: Well, we both know you aren't a jobber. You were their World Champ, right?
Showstoppah: Yeah.. but.. I dunno.
( 'Club Kid' Chris Dunn walks into the room )
War Eagle: Hey Chris!
Club Kid: Hi. I don' t think you'll have a problem with 'White Trash' tonight!
War Eagle: Good.
Showstoppah: What did you do?
Club Kid: I had a nice little chat with John Webber. I just explained that if he expects to be ANYTHING in the WWS, he had better scratch our backs first!
War Eagle: Good. He saw things our way?
Club Kid: I think so. And if he didn't, I'll be watching!
War Eagle: Good. So, you looking forward to your Dance Floor later?
Club Kid: Yeah.. they told me I can't do it until Danny Jenkins is done wrestling.
War Eagle: Huh?
Showstoppah: Guys.. I'm heading to the ring. Okay?
War Eagle: Yeah Show.. good luck! So, what do you mean Chris?
Club Kid: Well, they want me to present him with the Broken Hearts trophy if he wins.. or if he doesn't, interview him AFTER he is eliminated!
War Eagle: Well that's good, isn't it? At least he won't go on and on about how he's going to do this and that!
Club Kid: Yeah, well I really hope he doesn't win.. I mean I'm NOT giving him a trophy! What do I look like? I'll break it over his head!
War Eagle: Well, I'm here if you need me!
Club Kid: Thanks Eagle!
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Mark: Well I guess there's no love lost between Dunn and Jenkins, huh?
WWS Chris: Well.. things are heating up between them in the BUTF, so I can't imagine they'll be on friendly terms later on!
WWS Mark: Well, up next we have The Showstoppah.. against 'White Trash' John Webber! Let's get to the ring!
WWS Chris: I wonder what Dunn said to Webber.....
'White Trash' John Webber (100)
Defeats
The Showstoppah (97)
*Damian Sharmaine interferes to cost The Showstoppah the match!
La Mascara: ¡Adiós amigos!
WWS Chris: Bye La Mascara.. you goin to get ready for your match?
La Mascara: Sí.
WWS Chris: Good Luck!
La Mascara: ¡Gracias.. Adiós!
WWS Mark: Are we going to have annoying people with us all night?
WWS Chris: Yeah Mark.. the story of my life!
WWS Mark: Huh? .... Hey!!
WWS Chris: Another great match, as John Webber defeats Showstoppah in a complete upset, and advances to the third round!
WWS Mark: Absolutely! Of course the interference of Damian Sharmaine didn't help! But guess what?
WWS Chris: What?
WWS Mark: We're going backstage again!
WWS Chris: Yes, I hear we have a surprise!
WWS Mark: Yes we do! Let's go right now to Mike Hunt!
WWS Chris: Mike Hunt?
WWS Mark: Yep! He's back there with one half of the WWS Tag Champs, 'The Future' Lance Starr!
( Camera goes to Hunt with Starr in the back )
WWS Hunt: Well Lance.. you're moments away from a big match!
Lance Starr: Yeah Mike, it's a tough one too!
WWS Hunt: Why's that?
Lance Starr: Well, unlike most of the guys here tonight, I know my opponent.
WWS Hunt: Really?
Lance Starr: Yes. Very well too!
WWS Hunt: Oh.. really? How well?
Lance Starr: Too well!
WWS Hunt: Well, doesn't that help you? I mean... knowing your opponent should give you an edge, shouldn't it?
Lance Starr: Let's just say my poor mother won't know who to root for!
WWS Hunt: Sounds kinky! Well.. we should say that your opponent is Billy 'Highlight' Reil, and although his name is silly as all hell.. he's the reigning BUTF Cruiserweight Champion. We know he has SOME talent!
Lance Starr: He has a lot of talent. This should be a good match, no matter who wins...
WWS Hunt: Hey.. is that Danny Jenkins?
Lance Starr: Yeah, I think so. There are a lot of guys I don't know here.
WWS Hunt: How do you think I feel?
Lance Starr: I thought I saw Goldschlager earlier!
WWS Hunt: Really? Where is he? I'll slap the ugly right off his face!
Lance Starr: Okay Mike, nice talking to ya! I have to go to my match now!
WWS Hunt: Okay Lance, good luck. Over now to my favorite little vixen..Sharon! Where are ya hot pants?
( Camera goes to Sharon )
WWS Sharon: Ugh.. go away Mike! I'm standing here with the other man in the upcoming match.. Billy Reil.. What's on your mind going into this match?
Billy 'Highlight' Reil: Well Sharon.. Lance is right. This match is going to be mentally tough, more than physically. We are friends of sorts, and it's never easy fighting someone you like and respect.
WWS Sharon: Oh, but...
Billy 'Highlight' Reil: No.. but.. I want to win this tournament, so I don't care WHO I have to fight. Lance... I'm sorry, but I'm gonna kick your ass! It's just a good thing your WWS Tag Titles aren't on the line, or I'd take those too!
WWS Sharon: What a spitfire! I like that! Back to you guys at ringside!
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Chris: Thanks Sharon. We're joined now by War Eagle.
WWS Chris: Eagle, what's going on tonight? Are you trying to fix this event?
( Lance Starr's music plays as he makes his way to the ring )
( WWS Meg is heard in the background introducing the men )
War Eagle: Not at all! Club Kid and I are just trying to make sure our friends do well.
WWS Mark: So what did you have Dunn say to Webber?
WWS Chris: Yeah, it doesn't look like it worked! Webber won!
War Eagle: Look, that's in the past. We're looking on to Round 3 now. We're excited. We are very happy with the turnout, and think our chances are pretty good.
WWS Chris: Shouldn't Chris Dunn be getting ready for the Dance Floor? I mean, we all know Danny Jenkins isn't going to be one of Dunn's easier guests!
( Billy 'Highlight' Reil's music is playing, as he enters the ring )
War Eagle: Dunn is ready for Jenkins. There is nothing Jenkins can do to outshine the Club Kid here tonight! Chris Dunn always puts on a great show!
( The bell rings to start the match )
WWS Chris: I suppose, but he's rude. He's arrogant, and he treats his guests like shit!
War Eagle: Well, I guess the truth hurts! Maybe you two should go on his show! You guys are the worst announcers since Gorilla Monsoon! He's have a field day with you!
WWS Mark: Okay Eagle.. but what is Dunn going to do about Jenkins' challenge? Jenkins wants Dunn to stop talking, and get in the ring!
( Action is going on in the ring )
War Eagle: Well, as you can see, I'm not Chris Dunn. If you really want to know that, I suggest you ask him.. or better yet, watch the Dance Floor here tonight. I'm sure all questions will be answered there!
WWS Mark: And what about you? Are you and Dunn managing Showstoppah now?
War Eagle: Manager is such a strong word. Advisor suits it much better.
WWS Chris: Sounds like bullshit to me!
WWS Mark: Yeah, who 'advised' him to a loss tonight?
War Eagle: No, you see.. we're bookers. We can't exactly manage wrestlers. We just guide them in the right direction! Give some of them a break. Like welfare.. only it's not costing taxpayers a penny!
WWS Mark: How humanitarian of you!
War Eagle: That's what I thought! See? Maybe you guys aren't so dumb!
( Bell rings signaling the end of the match )
'WWS Tag Team Champion' 'The Future' Lance Starr (100)
Defeats
'BUTF Cruiserweight Champion' Billy 'Highlight' Reil (100)
War Eagle: Actually, you guys are pretty dumb. That whole match went by, and you didn't even see it!
WWS Mark: Uh.. we saw it! We were trying to talk to you!
WWS Chris: Yeah.. you were going on.. and on.. and on..
War Eagle: Okay guys.. whatever you say! Do you even know who won?
WWS Mark: Uh..
War Eagle: God! You guys are pitiful! It was Lance Starr!
WWS Chris: Oh good. Okay. Thanks Eagle.. now get lost!
War Eagle: Get lost? Ha ha ha.. I'll have your job fat boy!
( Eagle leaves )
WWS Mark: Ah well.. he's gone now.
WWS Chris: Yeah, we did miss the match though.
WWS Mark: That's okay! I just LOVE this event! The excitement is unbelievable!
WWS Chris: Well.. we are only just getting started! Here come the participants for the next match!
( Camera shows the ring )
WWS Meg: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Second Round matchup in the Broken Hearts Tournament, with a 15-minute time limit. Making his way to the ring area... from the WWS, Johnny Blayze!
( Fans cheer)
WWS Mark: Johnny Blayze is one of those people in this tournament that might be overlooked as a contender, but could have a chance of pulling it off tonight.
WWS Meg: His opponent... from Hartford, CT weighing in at 235lbs... Dr.Destruction!
( Dr.Destruction Makes his way down to the ring to the tunes of "The Way I Am" by Eminem. The crowd seems to be laying it into Dr.Destruction with a thunderous amount of boos )
WWS Chris: Dr.Destruction is known worldwide as a great wrestler, but he has the tendency to get a little too cocky, and if he does that tonight, I see Blayze taking full advantage of it, and the match.
(The Bell sounds)
WWS Chris: Both men tie up. Blayze hits the Doctor with a kick to the gut. Blayze whips him into the ropes and nails him with a back elbow. He picks the Doc up and hits him with a few jabs. The Doc starts fighting back with lefts and rights of his own. The Doc whips Blayze into the ropes and hits Blayze with a hurricanrana!
WWS Mark: What a move by Dr.Destruction
WWS Chris: Blayze is stunned, the Doc picks him up and nails him with a standing dropkick. He goes for the early pin, 1.. 2... Kickout!. The Doc then climbs up to the top rope. Blayze gets up and turns around. The Doc leaps off at Blayze going for a flying clothesline but Blayze somehow grabs the doc's arm and puts him in a Fujimara Armbar!! The Doctor seems to be in alot of pain. Johnny Blayze has a tight hold of his arm.
WWS Mark: The Doctor might Have to tap out
WWS Chris: I don't see that happening, the Doctor will find a way to break the hold somehow.
WWS Chris: The Doctor still hasn't tapped out. Blayze then lets go in anger and starts kicking and stomping at the Doctor's right arm.The Doctor looks to be in serious pain. Blayze picks the Doc up and drives him back to the mat with a single arm DDT.
WWS Mark: Johnny Blayze has found a weak spot on the Doctor and is trying to take full advantage of it.
WWS Chris: Blayze once again applies an armbar on the Doc. The Doc gets up to his feet though and pokes Blayze in the eye with his left hand. The Doc charges at Blayze and clotheslines him over the top rope to the crowd's disapproval. The Doc then backs up towards the other side of the ring, and runs across the ring and jumps over the top rope and hits Blayze with a TOPE!!!
WWS Chris: My God, what a move.
WWS Mark: Both men might be out after that one.
WWS Chris: The Doctor stumbles up and starts trash-talking with one of the ringside fans. Meanwhile Blayze comes from behind and nails the Doc. He grabs the Doc by his singlet and throws him back into the ring. He throws the Doc into the ropes and comes back with a neckbreaker drop. He goes for the cover, 1.... 2... Kickout by the Doc. Blayze seems to be getting a boost of adrenaline from the fans. He kicks the Doc in the gut and then Blayze comes back and hits a bulldog on the Doc! 1... 2... Kickout once again. The Doc is wheeling and in trouble. Blayze climbs to the second rope. The Doc then shakes the ropes and Blayze crotches himself on the top turnbuckle. The Doctor runs at Blayze and hits him with a spinning power bomb from the top. Cover. 1... 2... Kickout by Johnny Blayze!
WWS Mark: What a match these two men have put together so far.
WWS Chris: The Doctor then pulls a pair of brass knuckles out while the ref isn't looking. Blayze gets up and The Doctor swings for his head but Blayze ducks and Blayze punches the Doc. Then Blayze gets the Doc in a piledriver position and lifts the Doc up for a cradle piledriver. The Doc squirms though and low blows Blayze.
WWS Chris: A blatant cheap shot by The Doctor
The Doctor then sets Blayze up and picks him up on his shoulder and runs across the ring to deliver a running power bomb!
WWS Mark: He calls that the Destructionator!
WWS Chris: The what?
WWS Mark: You heard me!
WWS Mark: That's his move.
WWS Chris: The Doctor pins Blayze. 1... 2... 3!
WWS Chris: Dr.Destruction moves on to the third round!
Dr. Destruction (100)
Defeats
Johnny Blayze (90)
WWS Mark: Oh My GOD! Johnny Blayze cracked the Doctor in the back of the head with a chair. The crowd is going Nuts! They really hate the Doctor. Blayze then nails the Doc's hurt right arm with the chair!
WWS Mark: His arm could be seriously injured.
WWS Chris: He still has to wrestle a LOT more if he wants to win this tourney.
( Johnny Blayze leaves ringside to a loud ovation )
WWS Mark: Will Dr.Destruction be able to compete in the next round?
WWS Chris: I'm not sure, but the action continues! Up next we have another great matchup! Shot Caller, the Rebellion European Champion, takes on Kid Dynamite!
WWS Mark: Sounds like another winner! Let's get to the ring!
Kid Dynamite (100)
Defeats
'BUTF European Champion' The Shot Caller (100)
WWS Chris: Well, Kid Dynamite defeats The Shot Caller to advance to the next round. Let's go to Mike Hunt, who's with Reckless.
( Camera goes to Hunt )
WWS Hunt: I'm here with Reckless, one of the top Lightweights in the WWS. So Reckless, you are facing the Macho King 2K1. What is your strategy against a relatively unknown opponent?
Reckless: Unknown? I know who this joker is! Before he was Macho King 2k1, he was Nature Boy 2k. Who will he be next year? HBK 2K2? Please! This guy can't think of an original name to save his life!
WWS Hunt: Ah.. I see your point! Have you seen him wrestle?
Reckless:Wrestle?? Please. I don't know what he calls that shit in the ring, but it's NOT wrestling. In five minutes, I'm going to walk out into the Fleet Center.. STOMP a mudhole in his face, and come back here a Round Three Participant. SIMPLE.
WWS Hunt: Okay.. thank you Reckless. Now over to Sharon, who's with Macho King.
( Camera switches to Sharon )
WWS Sharon: Well Macho King.. strong words by Reckless!
Macho King 2K1: Yeah, well I'm not interested in strong words. Only strong actions. I am not letting up this easily! I will go out to that ring, and do my best.
WWS Sharon: Is it true what he said about your name?
Macho King 2K1: Yeah, so what? I choose to pay tribute to some of the greatest wrestlers of all time.. and he sees that as unoriginal. Well tell me Sharon... What is so original about coming out here and SAYING you're going to win?
WWS Sharon: I guess nothing.
Macho King 2K1: Exactly. I AM original.. cuz I'm not going to SAY I'll win. I'm going to walk out there and DO IT.
( Macho King heads to the ring )
WWS Sharon: Back to you guys!
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Mark: Thanks Sharon! Looks like this match could get pretty heated!
WWS Chris: Everyone wants the big prize, but it's no secret Macho King is HEAVILY outmatched!
Macho King 2K1 (100)
Defeats
Reckless (100)
WWS Mark: What an upset! I can't believe Macho King defeated Reckless!
WWS Chris: Well, he said he was going to come out here and do it, and he DID IT!
WWS Mark: This is incredible!
( Mike Hunt's music plays as he makes his way to the broadcast position )
WWS Mark: We're joined now by Mike Hunt! How are ya Mike?
WWS Hunt: Long time no see Mark!
WWS Mark: Yup! It has been!
WWS Hunt: So Chris, what's goin' on out here? It's loud as hell!
WWS Chris: We're getting ready for our next match!
WWS Hunt: Corky Angle?
WWS Chris: Yes Mike. Corky Angle! He's taking on Danny Jenkins!
WWS Mark: It's a highly anticipated match! Corky Angle took last week off in WWS to prepare for this event!
WWS Chris: And Danny Jenkins is without a doubt a heavy favorite to win the whole damn thing!
WWS Hunt: Sounds exciting!
WWS Mark: It will be. Right now, let's go back to Sharon, who's with Corky Angle.
( Camera switches Corky Angle on his way to meet Sharon for his interview )
Corky Angle: <to himself> Three I's. I can do this. I'm a Special Olympic Gold Medalist!
( A fan enters )
Corky Angle: Oh, hello little girl! You shouldn't sneak up on people like that!
Girl: .......
Corky Angle: What are you doing back here? You're not supposed to be back here!
Girl: .......
Corky Angle: Ah.. the silent type, huh? You don't have to be afraid of me little girl! I know I'm your hero and everything, but I'm just a human being like everyone else!
Girl: .....
Corky Angle: Okay, well maybe I'm not like everyone else! I'm a little different. I have Intelligence, Integrity and Intensity! The Three I's. They are very Important!
Girl: .....
Corky Angle: Well.. what are you waiting for? Aren't you going to say anything?
Girl: .....
Corky Angle: Well listen kid, I don't have time for this! I have a very important match coming up, and I'm late for my interview! Do you want an autograph or something?
Girl: .....
( The girl's mother enters )
Mother: Oh thank God! I was SO worried!
Corky Angle: You SHOULD be!
Mother: Huh?
Corky Angle: I've been standing here talking to this girl, and she won't say ANYTHING!
Mother: That's because she can't talk!
Corky Angle: What? Can't talk? That's ridiculous! Everyone can talk! She's just nervous. She'll get over that!
Mother: No, I mean she has a disability! She can't speak!
Corky Angle: I know a lot about disabilities! I am a Special Olympic Gold Medalist for God's sake! Most of the people I competed against were disabled! But I've never heard of someone who can't speak! What's her problem!
Mother: What?
Corky Angle: Hey.. Girl! Speak up! I can't hear you! Helloooooo?!?!
Mother: How awful! What a creep you are! Stay away from my daughter!
Corky Angle: Hey listen lady! YOUR daughter is the one that came rolling over here in her pretty little wheelchair! I had NOTHING to do with that! So, go tell her!
( The mother storms off with the little girl )
Corky Angle: Geesh! The people here in Boston are a little loopy! It's true! It's DAMN True!
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Hunt: I like this Angle guy!
WWS Chris: You would!
WWS Mark: How mean was that?!
WWS Chris: I know, really!
WWS Hunt: I didn't think it was mean at all! That girl was OBVIOUSLY harassing Corky Angle.
WWS Mark: What about the way he treated her mother!
WWS Hunt: Well, it's not like she was cute! So, who cares?
WWS Chris: Standing by is Psycho Kid, with 'The Dancin' Fool' Danny Jenkins!
WWS Mark: I thought Psycho Kid was competing here tonight!
WWS Chris: Nope! He's doing backstage interviews instead!
WWS Mark: Okay....
( Camera goes to Psycho Kid )
WWS Psycho: Well, Danny Jenkins! Welcome to Broken Hearts!
Danny Jenkins: Save it. I don' t like you, or your fed.
WWS Psycho: Well Danny, tonight you will have a LOT to do with 'my fed' as you put it. You will have to fight Corky Angle.. and THEN.. you're the guest on Chris Dunn's Dance Floor!
Danny Jenkins: Yeah, I have a little something for Chris Dunn!
WWS Psycho: Well Danny.. I don't think Dunn is 'that way'.. so your 'little something' might not interest him!
Danny Jenkins: Huh? You little fuck! I'm here to kick ass, and win a tournament. I have nothing more to say to you!
WWS Psycho: Hey Danny.. Good Luck!
( Jenkins leaves )
WWS Psycho: Well guys.. sorry I didn't get more from......
( Jenkins hits Psycho Kid with a chair in the back of the head )
( Psycho Kid is on the floor, Jenkins grabs the mic )
Danny Jenkins: Hey.. listen up everyone! I've already WON this tournament! It's just a matter of showing up to all my matches. And.. when I'm DUNN... I'll see YOU Club Kid!
( Jenkins drops the mic on Psycho Kid )
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Mark: Well, you hate to make this all about Jenkins vs. the WWS, but he has made it VERY clear he has no respect for anyone in the fed. We'll see how Angle can match up with him!
WWS Hunt: Well, I remember when he was in the WWS. I didn't like him then, and I don't like him now! I hope Angle kicks his ass!
WWS Chris: Guys.. really. Jenkins is a great wrestler! The best man will win! Don't worry!
( Jenkins music plays )
WWS Mark: Here he comes! It's Captain America!
WWS Chris: Don't start. You know he doesn't like us very much!
WWS Mark: Well.. this is it! He says he's winning the whole thing!
WWS Hunt: It's a good thing I'm not in this event!
WWS Mark: Why's that Mike? So you can choke like always?
WWS Hunt: Oh, you're gonna get smart?
WWS Chris: He's not smart Mike, don't mind him.
( Jenkins is standing in the ring as Corky Angle's music blares through the arena )
( Fireworks go off as Angle heads to the ring )
WWS Hunt: I like this guy! He's got real potential!
WWS Mark: Yeah, we'll see how it goes Mike!
WWS Chris: The match is just about underway!
( Bell Rings )
WWS Chris: Here we go! They waste no time locking up, as Jenkins has the upper hand right away! He throws Angle across the ring like a rag doll!
WWS Hunt: That's some power!
WWS Chris: Angle is back up and ready to give it another go.
WWS Mark: Maybe a strength contest isn't the smartest way to go here for Angle!
WWS Chris: Well, Angle has more guts than brains!
WWS Hunt: That isn't always a good thing!
WWS Chris: Collar and elbow tie up, and we're back into this!
( Jenkins throws Angle again )
WWS Mark: Whoa!
WWS Chris: I think Angle will have to think up a new game plan here.
WWS Hunt: Angle is on the outside regrouping now.
WWS Mark: Here he comes again!
WWS Chris: Angle and Jenkins get set to lock up for a third time.. Oh.. Angle scooted under Jenkins arms, and a kick to the thigh brings Jenkins to a knee! Angle is stomping away at Jenkins left leg!
WWS Hunt: I told you this guy has potential!
WWS Chris: He picks Jenkins up, and whips him to the ropes! Off the ropes is Jenkins.. and a BIG spinning heel kick by Angle takes the Dancin' Fool down! Wasting no time, Corky is on the top rope.. leg drop from up high! Cover.. One.. two..
WWS Hunt: Oh... he's up!
WWS Mark: You're not going to get Danny Jenkins this early! I don't care WHO you are!
WWS Chris: Back to work on the left leg, Angle is stomping away! Rolling Jenkins onto his stomach, Angle is applying a submission hold of sorts to that weak leg!
WWS Mark: This hurts! Your knee isn't supposed to bend like that!
WWS Hunt: Jenkins is screamin'! He's in a hell of a lot of pain!
WWS Chris: Angle is trying to isolate a body part and go to work on that left leg!
WWS Mark: Jenkins is trying to get up, but he's limping!
WWS Chris: Angle off the ropes.. OH.. a vicious clothesline catches Angle, and Corky is down! Jenkins is all over him! Firsts and boots are just pulverizing Angle! Jenkins is taking it to the Special Olympic Gold Medalist!
WWS Hunt: Well, it's just Jenkins' turn to kick some ass!
WWS Mark: Yeah Mike, I'm sure Corky sees it that way too!
WWS Chris: Come on guys, there's action in the ring! Angle is crawling to the corner.. Jenkins grabs Angle by the head, and picks him up. Angle is standing in the corner now.. Jenkins whips Corky to the opposite corner! WOW.. he hits hard! Jenkins follows with a HARD elbow! Angle is on the mat holding his jaw! That hurt!
WWS Mark: Wow.. Jenkins is fighting with a vengeance!
WWS Hunt: Well, he is pulling out all the stops! He's trying to finish off Corky Angle early!
WWS Chris: Jenkins picks up Angle, and delivers a shoulder breaker to the Special Olympian! Angle is hurting! Jenkins takes it to the top... and drops an elbow on Angle. Cover.. One.. two.. No! He's up!
WWS Mark: Wow.. I'm surprised Corky Angle got up!
WWS Chris: Well he did, but he has rolled out of the ring to catch a breather!
WWS Hunt: Well it's not going to last long, Jenkins is out after him.
WWS Chris: Jenkins is looking under the ring! I think he's trying to find some sort of weapon!
WWS Mark: Yep! He has found a chair!
WWS Chris: He's sneaking up behind Angle! Oh GOD Corky! Turn around!
WWS Mark: Angle is turning around!
WWS Chris: OH! Angle just kicked Jenkins in the gut! Angle has the chair! <BANG!> What a SHOT!
WWS Hunt: Jenkins is gonna have to sleep that one off!
WWS Mark: Well he can't! He has a match to finish!
WWS Chris: Angle is picking up Jenkins! He throws him back into the ring!
WWS Mark: Well.. I hope Angle doesn't get himself disqualified here!
WWS Chris: Well he's taking the chair into the ring!
( 'Club Kid' Chris Dunn is running to the ring )
WWS Hunt: Look who's here!
WWS Chris: Dunn has appeared at ringside! He's up on the apron!
( Dunn heard making comments to Angle )
WWS Mark: He is taking the chair away from Angle!
WWS Chris: Well, Dunn doesn't want Corky to be DQ'ed here!
( Dunn is leaving with the chair )
WWS Chris: Well, Angle has Jenkins to his feet... He's hitting him with forearm shots to the jaw!
WWS Hunt: Those are European Uppercuts!
WWS Chris: Same thing!
WWS Hunt: Well Chris, if you're going to call the match, at least do it right!
WWS Chris: Don't start Mike! We're in the middle of a great match here!
WWS Mark: Look guys! Jenkins reversed an Irish whip, and Angle is off the ropes!
WWS Chris: Uh! Knee to the stomach by Jenkins! Angle is on all fours!
WWS Mark: Oh! Jenkins just dropped an elbow right on Corky's back!
WWS Chris: Jenkins applying a reverse chin lock!
WWS Hunt: Rest moves already? Is Jenkins out of shape or something?
WWS Mark: Well Mike, you've been out of action for a while! Do you think YOU could wrestle a match like this and not get tired?
WWS Hunt: Well no..
WWS Mark: Alright then!
WWS Chris: Jenkins has Angle up now.. what is this?
WWS Mark: I don't know! Jenkins is obviously setting up for some kind of high risk maneuver!
WWS Chris: Fans, Jenkins is standing right at the ropes in front of us! He's looking down at the Spanish announce table!
WWS Hunt: This is NEVER a good sign! Is La Mascara over there?
WWS Mark: No, but this looks fishy!
WWS Chris: Jenkins whips Angle off the ropes.. Angle is on the other side of the ring... Jenkins faces us, jumps up... head scissors.. OH MY GOD!!!
( Jenkins hurricanranas Angle over the top rope and through the Spanish announce table! )
WWS Mark: Oh MY GOD! He's DEAD!
WWS Hunt: I think he'd have to be!
WWS Chris: I don't see him moving!
( The fans are chanting 'HOLY SHIT' )
( Jenkins is in the ring laughing )
WWS Mark: Look at Jenkins! He's laughing! Corky Angle went crashing through the table from INSIDE the ring! Jenkins just head scissored him all the way out and over.. and through.. OH my... this is just terrible!
WWS Chris: I think we're going to need some help down here for Corky Angle! He's busted wide open! His head hit that table from some 10 feet in the air!
( Mike Hunt leaves the broadcast position to tend to Angle )
WWS Mark: The referee is NOT counting Angle out here.
WWS Chris: And as well he shouldn't! If Corky can't continue, the match is over!
WWS Mark: Do you really think he'll be able to?
WWS Chris: I don't know! It looks like he is talking to Mike now.
( Mike helps Angle to his feet, and returns to the announce position )
WWS Hunt: Guys, Angle says he's okay.
WWS Chris: He's WHAT?!
WWS Mark: That alone should tell you he's not!
WWS Hunt: He said he's trained all week, and isn't going to give up yet.
WWS Mark: He's a better man than me!
( Angle slides back into the ring covered in his own blood )
WWS Chris: Both men slugging it out in the center of the ring! Boot to Jenkins midsection, and Corky delivers a standing drop kick!
WWS Mark: I'm sure that took more out of Angle than it did Jenkins!
WWS Chris: Jenkins has Angle now, whip to the corner. Angle hits hard, and falls to the mat. Angle is just sitting in the corner now. Jenkins runs to the corner to nail Angle.. and OH NO!!! Angle just hit Jenkins in the face with his Gold Medals! The ref didn't see it!
WWS Mark: Jenkins is OUT!
WWS Hunt: There goes Angle!
WWS Chris: Angle up to the top rope!! Jenkins is busted open now too! Angle off the top with a Swanton Bomb!
WWS Mark: Boom! He hits it!
WWS Chris: He covers... One .. two... THREE!!! Corky Angle.. beaten and bloodied defeats The Dancin' Fool!! It's over!
WWS Mark: Oh MY GOD! WHAT A MATCH!
WWS Hunt: I'm sweating, and I wasn't even IN the match!
WWS Mark: No kidding!
WWS Chris: An absolutely spectacular match put on by both of these true athletes! I don't care what ANYONE says! Both of these men have earned the respect of all these fans!
( The crowd is going WILD )
'Special Olympic Gold Medalist' Corky Angle (100)
Defeats
'The Dancin' Fool' Danny Jenkins (100)
WWS Chris: This has to be one of the greatest matches I've ever witnessed!
WWS Mark: Me too Chris, and we've been covering this sport for some time now!
WWS Hunt: Guys.. this was incredible! Both men are just laying in the ring! They're SPENT!
WWS Mark: It's too bad Corky Angle isn't on his feet enjoying the ovation these fans here in Boston are giving him! The Dancin' Fool is OUT in the Second Round! Who would've thought!
WWS Chris: Well, Corky took time off from his other obligations to train extra hard for this event.. I guess it paid off!
WWS Hunt: How will we top this off tonight guys?
WWS Mark: We still have MANY more matches to go, PLUS... Don't forget the WWS Championship match! This night is FAR from over!
WWS Chris: Corky Angle is finally making his way back to the dressing room! He had better tend to his injuries! He'll have to come out here at least one more time tonight!
WWS Hunt: Well guys, I've got to get backstage! I have a job to do tonight!
WWS Mark: We'll see you later on Mike!
( Mike Hunt heads back to the dressing rooms )
WWS Chris: Folks, we're going backstage now to Sharon, who's standing by with 'Just Irresistable' Damian Sharmaine!
( Camera switches to the backstage area )
WWS Sharon: I'm standing by with Damian Shar....
Damian Sharmaine: <Interrupts> 'Just Irresistible'.. Damian Sharmaine! Get it right!
WWS Sharon: Whatever Mr. Sharmaine. In just moments you will hit the ring, and go against Rottweiler... one half of Rebellion's Junior Tag Champs!
Damian Sharmaine: Who?
WWS Sharon: Rott...
Damian Sharmaine: <Interrupts> Look, it doesn't matter who he is. The fact is.. I'm walking out of this one.. the big winner. Ask anyone! I'm the greatest! There isn't anyone in this tournament that can hold a candle to me! I'll prove that in just a few minutes, as I start my climb to the finish line.
WWS Sharon: Well, you seem like you have it all figured out!
Damian Sharmaine: I do. And someone else should have your job! See ya!
( Sharmaine leaves )
WWS Sharon: How rude!
( Rottweiler walks by )
WWS Sharon: Oh Rottweiler.. Good Luck!
Rottweiler: I'll need it! They tell me in the back that I'm in trouble!
WWS Sharon: Well, I'm sure you'll do fine!
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Mark: Here comes Damian Sharmaine!
WWS Chris: This match should be a good one. I remember when Sharmaine was in the WWS!
WWS Mark: I remember when he filled in for me as a broadcaster!
WWS Chris: Oh God! That's right.. how awful!
'Rebellion Junior Tag Team Champion' Rottweiler (94)
Defeats
'Just Irresistible' Damian Sharmaine (42)
WWS Mark: Well.. that's a victory for Rottweiler! He'll go on to Round 3!
WWS Chris: That's right!
( Rottweiler's music plays as he leaves the ring )
( Camera switches to a dressing room where Club Kid is sitting with Ringmaster )
Club Kid: Now listen.. I know you haven't been the most reliable guy lately, but I really think you have a chance at winning this thing!
Ringmaster: I know I do!
Club Kid: No.. I mean really!
Ringmaster: Yeah, I really think so too!
Club Kid: Okay, well listen. Your opponent is some schmuck named Head Cheez. If you lose to him, I'll never respect you again!
Ringmaster: I'm not going to lose dude! Really.. I'm going to win this thing!
Club Kid: Sure you are. Listen.. one round at a time! You can do it! I'll be here to help!
Ringmaster: Whatever Chris.. have a little faith! It's my destiny. I'll win. Don't trip!
Club Kid: Trip? Why would I trip!?
Ringmaster: It's an expression. Ugh.. whatever.
( Ringmaster leaves the room )
Club Kid: Huh? Trip?
( Camera switches to the parking area as a limo arrives )
( The announcers can be heard over the video )
WWS Mark: Here comes a limo! I wonder who it is?
WWS Chris: We'll see in a moment!
( The limo stops, and the door opens )
WWS Mark: It's Cruncher!
WWS Chris: Yes it is.. He'll be defending that WWS title in just a few hours.
WWS Mark: You can bet he has a lot of preparation to do. Cruncher is the only three time WWS Champion, and Chester can tie that record here tonight!
WWS Chris: Oh wait.. there's Sharon to get a word with Cruncher, let's listen in..
( Camera shows Sharon attempt to interview Cruncher as he is walking into the building )
WWS Sharon: Cruncher, can I get a word with you?
Cruncher: I'll give you two.. FUCK OFF!
WWS Mark: Oh MY GOD!
WWS Chris: Cruncher is NOT himself!
( Camera shows Sharon standing there dumbfounded as Cruncher walks away )
WWS Mark: That was uncalled for!
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Chris: What has gotten into Cruncher?
WWS Mark: He's probably just focused on his match tonight.
WWS Chris: Speaking of matches, let's get to the ring!
Gobbedly Gooker 2K (100)
Defeats
Big Bad Bob (100)
WWS Chris: It's time now to get comments from Damian.
( Footage rolls )
( Damian is sitting on the top turnbuckle in an empty ring, inside an empty arena )
Damian: Right here. Hours from now. This place will be full of screaming fans. They will watch in awe, as the Damian puts on the performance of a lifetime! No man, woman or child will be able to prevent my rise to the top of this tournament! The Broken Hearts trophy will be mine. Guys like Jay Byrd simply have NO chance! I'm not afraid of ANYONE. Seth Montez? Arthur McLegend? Hell, I don't care if Big Uncle Chester HIMSELF wants a piece of me tonight. I am ready. I am ready to assume my rightful place at the top of the trivia fed heap! I am the greatest athlete ever. I have remained undefeated for the last FOUR months in the WWS. I will take that undefeated streak and continue it here at Broken Hearts!
( Camera fades out, and returns to the broadcasters table )
WWS Mark: Well, Damian seems ready!
WWS Chris: He sure does! We haven't seen him this determined in a long time!
WWS Mark: Let's go to the ring!
'WWS Lightweight Champion' Damian (98)
Defeats
'BUTF European Champion' Jay Byrd (97)
WWS Mark: Well Chris, another great match, as Damian advances to Round Three!
WWS Chris: Well, while you 'just say', I think Mike Hunt caught up with Cruncher! Let's go backstage!
( Camera switches to Mike Hunt, who's with Cruncher )
WWS Hunt: Cruncher.. can I have a moment of your time?
Cruncher: What?
WWS Hunt: You were really rude to Sharon earlier.. what's your problem?
Cruncher: My problem? Please.. you have no idea!
( Payal2 enters the room )
Payal2: Hey Cruncher! Why aren't I in this event?
Cruncher: You aren't in Rebellion anymore!
Payal2: So what?
Cruncher: Security.. get him out of here.
( Security removes Payal2)
Payal2: <as he's being carried away> How's Rebellion Cruncher?
WWS Hunt: What did he mean by that Cruncher?
Cruncher: Nothing. Mind your business!
WWS Hunt: Okay Cruncher. So, tonight you face Big Uncle Chester for the WWS Title. It's the first time since he left the WWS back in November of last year!
Cruncher: Yeah, so what?
WWS Hunt: Well Crunch... he's tough! He's a two time WWS Champion.. the ONLY 2 time Champ!
Cruncher: Yeah, so? I'm the only 3 time Champion!
WWS Hunt: Yes, but Chester could tie that record tonight!
Cruncher: Over my dead..
( The Shot Caller enters )
Shot Caller: Hey Cruncher..
Cruncher: Christ! What?!?
Shot Caller: Listen.. I was wondering who you wanted to win between me and Spike Jenkins later on?
Cruncher: Does it matter?
Shot Caller: Well, I was curious!
Cruncher: Can't you see I'm busy?
Shot Caller: Hey.. is Danny Jenkins the Rebellion World Champ?
Cruncher: Dude.. take a hike okay? I'm busy!
Shot Caller: Fine! Hey.. where's Chester? Is he here yet?
Cruncher: Ugh!
Shot Caller: Fine. Later.
( Shot Caller leaves )
WWS Hunt: Danny Jenkins?
Cruncher: Didn't I say mind your business?
WWS Hunt: Cruncher.. obviously something is going on.. you don't seem too focused on your match tonight?
Cruncher:Yeah.. tell me about it!
WWS Hunt: What about..
Cruncher: <Interrupts> Look Mike.. I need to do some things, so could you come back later?
WWS Hunt: Sure Crunch. Peace.
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Mark: Well SOMETHING is going on.
WWS Chris: Is Rebellion in trouble?
WWS Mark: I don't know! I sure hope not!
WWS Chris: Well let's get to ringside!
Kid Tornado (100)
Defeats
La Mascara (90)
WWS Mark: Well our friend La Mascara didn't advance!
WWS Chris: No, but Kid Tornado did.
WWS Mark: I guess that means Mascara will be back later to join us?
WWS Chris: Things could be worse! Let's go to our next match.
The Shooter (100)
Defeats
Spike Jenkins (100)
WWS Mark: Okay folks.. The Shooter has advanced to the next round, and will face the winner of the next match.. either Prime Time Punisher.. or Paul Pain!
WWS Chris: You've gotta love the names! I think we're gonna see some real nasty stuff dealt out in this match!
WWS Mark: Well.. how much 'PAIN' can Prime Time take?
WWS Chris: And how much 'PUNISHMENT' can Paul Pain take?
WWS Mark: I don't know, but we'll see soon enough! Let's get to the ring!
'Rebellion Junior Tag Team Champion' Prime Time Punisher (100)
Defeats
Paul Pain (85)
WWS Mark: Let's take you now to Sharon, who's standing by with The Illuminator!
WWS Chris: Who?
WWS Mark: Cut it out!
( Camera goes to Sharon backstage )
WWS Sharon: Thanks guys! You're doing great! I'm here with Illuminator, the man about to square off against Scott 'The Master' Stevens! Hello Illuminator! Welcome to Broken Hearts!
Illuminator: Hi Sharon! I'm geared up for this!
WWS Sharon: Well that's good. Scott Stevens will be your biggest challenge to date, since you joined the WWS. Are you concerned?
Illuminator: No, not really. The way I look at it.. is if I win.. Great! If I don't.. I go back to the WWS and continue my quest for a title!
WWS Sharon: Do you have any words for Scott Stevens?
Illuminator: Yes I do! Stevens... I don't know you, but how can you beat someone you can't see?
( Illuminator goes to leave and is attacked!! )
WWS Sharon: Oh my GOD! Folks.. WWS Hardcore Champion Diesel Darren has just attacked Illuminator!
WWS Sharon: Security!!
( Diesel Darren spits on Illuminator as he lays on the ground )
Diesel Darren: See.. everyone can see you... you dumb fuck!
WWS Sharon: Darren.. why would you attack him? What did he do to you?
Diesel Darren: I'm the Hardcore Champion! Everyone wants a piece of me! I'm just getting the 'jump' on them.. so to speak!
WWS Sharon: Get out of here! He has a match to make!
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Chris: Wow. The guys really are pumped for this!
WWS Mark: Is this going to affect Illuminator's performance here in just moments?
WWS Chris: I don't know! Will he be able to make it to the match?
WWS Mark: I don't know. Here comes Scott Stevens!
WWS Meg: Making his way to the ring area... Scott 'The Master' Stevens!
( Scott Stevens gets in the ring, and asks for the mic )
Scott 'The Master' Stevens: Hey Illuminator! I don't really care if you're bleeding internally. Get your ASS out here NOW!
WWS Mark: Well, I don't see any sign of Illuminator!
WWS Chris: Are you surprised? There's no telling how much damage Diesel Darren did!
Scott 'The Master' Stevens: Look.. I don't care WHO I face! I need to beat SOMEONE so I can move on to the next round. So, to all the pussies in the back... GET OUT HERE!
WWS Mark: Wow.. Stevens has some balls making a challenge like that!
WWS Chris: There are a lot of guys back there that could really tear him to pieces!
( Music plays )
WWS Chris: Hey! That's Illuminator's music!
( Illuminator limps down to the ring holding his ribs )
WWS Mark: Well, he may not have a chance here, but you have to give the guy credit!
Scott 'The Master' Stevens (90)
Defeats
Illuminator (77)
WWS Chris: Well, Illuminator couldn't pull it off, but he did give it the ol' college try!
WWS Mark: Yes, he did! But Stevens proved to be a VERY tough opponent!
WWS Chris: Well, up next we have J-Dawg taking on Hardcore Harry! Let's get to the ring!
Hardcore Harry (100)
Defeats
J-Dawg (94)
WWS Chris:Hardcore Harry advances to the Third Round to take on Scott Stevens!
WWS Mark: Yes he does! Right now, we're going to Mike Hunt, who's standing by with WWS Superstar Erick the Viking!
WWS Chris:What? They let them in the same room?
WWS Mark: Well that's what my paper says!
( Camera switches to Hunt )
WWS Hunt: Welcome Erick..
Erick the Viking: Who was the genius that let YOU do backstage interviews?
WWS Hunt: I'll have you know I am on VERY good terms with the WWS President!
Erick the Viking: Look Mike.. I don't know how many times I have to beat you, for you to leave!
WWS Hunt: Well.. it's not me you have to beat! Tonight it's Double M!
Erick the Viking: Yeah, I'm not worried about it. I already told him... I've been doing this for a long time. I'm no rookie! I'll go out there, and win as usual!
WWS Hunt: Really? Win as usual?
Erick the Viking: Yep!
WWS Hunt: I'll have to remember that. Over to you Psycho Kid!
( Camera goes to Psycho Kid standing by with Double M )
WWS Psycho: Well Double M, Erick says he's going to 'win as usual'. Your feelings?
Double M: My feelings? MY FEELINGS? Look.. Erick might be a veteran superstar in the WWS.. but he doesn't even know I exist! Earlier in the week, Erick was shooting off at the mouth, and he said that although I don't know him, he's a big superstar in the WWS.. blah blah blah.
WWS Psycho: Yes?
Double M: Well... I've been in the WWS for over 2 months!
WWS Psycho: Oh! Well.. he doesn't pay attention, does he?
Double M: Well.. he had better pay attention tonight! I'm not walking away from this one! I'm going down fighting! Erick.. I'm taking you down.. one way or another!
( Double M walks off set )
WWS Psycho: Well, back to ringside!
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Mark: Okay.. both of these guys seem ready!
WWS Chris: Let's get to the ring.
Double M (100)
Defeats
Erick the Viking (94)
WWS Chris: Another upset! Double M has eliminated Erick the Viking from Broken Hearts!
WWS Mark: This is incredible! Who would've thought Double M could get by a man like Erick!?
WWS Chris: I'm not sure, but we're ready for our next match. Let's get to ringside!
The Downer (85)
Defeats
Nick Nitrogen (69)
WWS Mark: So The Downer, BUTF Superstar, advances to meet Double M in the next round!
WWS Chris: Yes indeed. We're going now to Sharon, who's standing by with Beatmosh and The Crow!
( Camera goes to a dressing room where Sharon is standing with several wrestlers )
WWS Sharon: Hi Beatmosh.. how's it going?
Beatmosh: It's going Sharon. Gettin' ready for my match!
WWS Sharon: I see you have some friends here with you?
Beatmosh: Well Sharon, we're all in this together. We all know each other, and it's good when we can actually hang out and enjoy an event like this!
WWS Sharon: That's a good attitude! And it's true... there really hasn't been anything like this before, but it's good to see you guys having some fun with it!
Beatmosh: Of course you know The Crow...
WWS Sharon: Of course I do! How are you?
The Crow: I'm good.
WWS Sharon: You're taking on Brian 'Air' McNair tonight, right?
The Crow: Yes I am! It should be interesting.
Beatmosh: I'm facing a guy from BUTF. Gremlin.
WWS Sharon: I hate to say, I don't really know him.
Beatmosh: Well, he's no threat. I'll take this event.
WWS Sharon: A lot of guys have been saying that. But you have had a pretty good year! You were the last man eliminated in the WWS Royal Rumble.. you eliminated Big Uncle Chester, AND.. you scored a pin fall victory over Chester in a tag match the following week!
Beatmosh: You bet your ass Sharon! But this isn't the WWS. Here's the thing. Tonight, when all is said and done, Big Uncle Chester will be WWS World Champion.. and the BUTF will take home the biggest prize, the Broken Hearts trophy!
The Crow: Hear hear!
WWS Sharon: Everyone is so confident tonight! This is great! Well.. good luck guys!
( Camera returns to ringside )
Beatmosh (57)
Defeats
Gremlin (8)
WWS Chris: Well Beatmosh tuned up Gremlin pretty good!
WWS Mark: Yes he did! On to the next round for Beatmosh! He'll face the winner of the upcoming match between Psycho Steve and Flex Holly!
Flex Holly (97)
Defeats
Psycho Steve (80)
WWS Mark: Well, looks like it will be Flex Holly advancing to face Beatmosh!
WWS Chris: We are just about two thirds through the second round here at Broken Hearts! What an event!
WWS Mark: Absolutely Chris! Here comes trouble! Our next match is about to get started!
DeathScythe (94)
Defeats
The Destroyer (94)
WWS Chris: DeathScythe squeaks by Destroyer, and we're ready for The Crow!
WWS Mark: Who's he facing?
WWS Chris: Brian 'The Air' McNair!
WWS Mark: And that's who?
WWS Chris: Just watch the match, and you'll see!
The Crow (100)
Defeats
Brian 'The Air' McNair (80)
WWS Mark: The Crow advances!
WWS Chris: He's a tough one! We've seen what he can accomplish!
WWS Mark: This is true! Well up next, we have Lucha Libra against BloodRunsCold.
WWS Chris: Well.. let's go to Meg.
( Camera focuses on the ring )
WWS Meg: Making his way to the ring area... from the WWS... Please welcome Lucha Libra!
( Lucha Libra's music plays as he walks to the ring )
WWS Meg: His opponent... from the BUTF... BloodRunsCold!
( BloodRunsCold's music blares through the arena )
( The crowd is cheering )
WWS Mark: Looks like the crowd here in Boston is firmly behind BloodRunsCold!
WWS Chris: We're underway here, but we were supposed to be joined by....
( Damian Sharmaine runs down to the announce table )
WWS Chris: Oh.. here he comes!
WWS Mark: Oh.. jeez..
WWS Chris: Shh.. let's just be nice.. he'll be gone soon!
( Damian gets his headset on and joins in on commentary )
WWS Mark: Hello Damian!
Damian Sharmaine: Hi Mark. What do we have here?
WWS Chris: It's Lucha Libra against BloodRunsCold.
Damian Sharmaine: Oh great! Two guys I don't know! Couldn't you have me down here for a GOOD match?
WWS Chris: Hey Damian.. you're lucky you're still here at all! You did pitifully against Rottweiler earlier tonight!
Damian Sharmaine: We'll just forget about that. What was that move? Some Mexican crap!
WWS Mark: Damian.. can we watch the match?
Damian Sharmaine: Watch the match? Who wants to do that? Only the lame people at home watching on PPV are watching the match! Everyone here is eating popcorn, drinking beer.... in fact...
( Damian leans over the barricade and attempts to buy a beer from a concession guy )
WWS Mark: Look at him! Well... for anyone who cares, this match is very high paced!
Damian Sharmaine: What's wrong with the damn city? It's the DRINKINGEST town in America, yet a guy can't get a damn beer!
WWS Chris: Uh.. Damian.. first of all.. you're working. Secondly.. you aren't even 21!
Damian Sharmaine: SO.....
WWS Mark: Yeah.. so. I'm sure when these two guys watch this event, they're going to be SO happy to see we talked all the way through their match!
Damian Sharmaine: Look.. a corkscrew moonsault!
WWS Chris: BloodRunsCold has the cover! One.. two...
Damian Sharmaine: Its OOOOOOver!
BloodRunsCold (100)
Defeats
Lucha Libra (77)
WWS Mark: Guys.. it really was a good match!
Damian Sharmaine: Yeah I'm sure! How many of these do I have to stay for?
WWS Chris: Oh, will you quit your bitching?
WWS Mark: We're going now to Sharon, who's standing by with WWS U.S. Champion, Zanyon.
( Camera switches to Sharon )
WWS Sharon: Hi Zanyon..
Zanyon: Hi Sharon!
WWS Sharon: You ready for your match? It's against Kitana! Do you know anything about him?
Zanyon: Well, I did some digging. I talked to some people.
WWS Sharon: Really? Wow. What did you find out?
Zanyon: Well, for starters.. I found out that he sucks his thumb!
WWS Sharon: Seriously?
Zanyon: Honestly! He sucks his thumb, and he carries a little blanket with him wherever he goes!
WWS Sharon: Wow. How did you find this out?
Zanyon: Well, I asked some of his family and friends. They were pretty willing to tell me. He isn't very well liked!
WWS Sharon: Well, what is your message for Kitana, going into this second round match?
Zanyon: Kitana.. all the thumb sucking, blanket carrying and monkey spankin' isn't going to save you from the tremendous ASS KICKING you're going to receive at the hands of Zanyon! When I get to the ring.. you be there with your blanket and your binky.. and I'll take them both.. wrap them up in your yellow stained socks.. and shove them up your ass!
WWS Sharon: Well Zanyon.. good luck!
Zanyon: I don't need luck.. don't you know who I am?
( Zanyon heads to the ring )
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Mark: Zanyon seems ready!
WWS Chris: Yep! Let's get to the match!
Damian Sharmaine: Who the hell is Kitana?
WWS Chris: Ugh!
'WWS U.S. Champion' Zanyon (100)
Defeats
Kitana (59)
WWS Chris: Zanyon is the winner! He'll face BloodRunsCold in the next round.
WWS Mark: Up next we have Arthur McLegend.. taking on Sublime!
Arthur McLegend (100)
Defeats
Sublime (91)
WWS Chris: Arthur McLegend advances to meet the winner of the next match between Perfect Mike and Soul Chaser.
WWS Mark: Let's go to WWS Sharon who's standing by with Perfect Mike.
Perfect Mike (97)
Defeats
Soul Chaser (60)
WWS Mark: Well, Perfect Mike has advanced past Soul Chaser!
Damian Sharmaine: Look, he's good, but he's far from Perfect!
WWS Chris: And what about you? I don't see YOU still in this tournament!
Damian Sharmaine: Hey.. let's not talk about that ok? Just get me a BEER!
The Shocker (97)
Defeats
Alex Hart (37)
Damian Sharmaine: Hey that Alex Hart guy is pretty good, huh?
WWS Chris: Damian.. STOP IT!
Damian Sharmaine: Look.. It's not MY fault this guy is a jobber!
WWS Mark: Okay Damian.. but the only difference between you and Alex Hart is that he'll go home, and get a beer! You're stuck here with us!
Damian Sharmaine: Uh.. Alex! Can I come with you?!
WWS Chris: Up next, its L.A. Impact against Cypher!
Cypher (91)
Defeats
L.A. Impact (62)
Damian Sharmaine: I think this is another upset!
WWS Chris: Why's that?
Damian Sharmaine: Well, I know L.A. Impact, but who the hell is Cypher?
WWS Mark: He's a WWS Superstar!
Damian Sharmaine: Well, that would explain it!
WWS Chris: Okay Damian.. you're wearing out your welcome!
Damian Sharmaine: Well Thank GOD! It sure TOOK long enough!
WWS Mark: Get ready guys, Spikey vs. Randose up next!
Damian Sharmaine: Okay guys.. I'm outta here!
Randose (97)
Defeats
'WWS Euro Champion' Spikey (86)
WWS Mark: Well folks, we just saw a great match between two tremendous athletes!
WWS Chris: That's right Mark! Up next however, is another potentially GREAT match! It's 'The Icon' Rob Lowe against Ringmaster!
WWS Mark: Well, Ringmaster is a heavy favorite here tonight, as well as Rob Lowe! Both of these guys have accomplished a lot lately!
WWS Chris: Well, let's not forget Ringmaster's Royal Rumble victory in the WWS! He is at the top of his game!
WWS Mark: Well here they come!
'2001 WWS Royal Rumble Winner & 'Rebellion North American Champion' Ringmaster (100)
Defeats
'BUTF Junior Heavyweight Champion' 'The Icon' Rob Lowe (100)
WWS Chris: Ringmaster did it! He has advanced in the Broken Hearts tournament over Rob Lowe!
WWS Mark: Well, I suppose Club Kid and War Eagle are somewhat happy! They didn't succeed with Showstoppah!
WWS Chris: Does anyone really care about Dunn and Eagle? They have Showstoppah, Ringmaster and Corky Angle. If one of those guys don't win.. then it's just not meant to be. There are plenty of other guys here that deserve it all the same!
WWS Mark: Hey! Pull the rag out! I was JUST sayin'!
WWS Chris: Well that brings the Second Round to an end! We're down to 32 wrestlers! Before we begin the next round..
WWS Mark: Yes we have some things to take care of! Milanista is standing by with 'The Icon' Rob Lowe.
( Camera shows Milanista backstage )
Milanista: I'm standing here with 'The Icon' Rob Lowe, who was just eliminated from the Broken Hearts tournament by Ringmaster! Rob.. what happened?
Rob Lowe: I lost! What do you mean 'what happened'? He beat me!
Milanista: And.. you think it was fair?
Rob Lowe: Well, he won! I lost!
Milanista: Usually guys make up excuses for losing!
Rob Lowe: Not me! Instead.. I'm going to the WWS.. to beat Ringmaster on his own turf!
Milanista: On his own turf? You couldn't do it tonight.. what makes you think you can do it there?
Rob Lowe: Trust me. I can!
Milanista: Well that's it from here guys, back to ringside!
( Camera switches to ringside )
WWS Chris: Well, we are awaiting the arrival of 'Club Kid' Chris Dunn.. for his Dance Floor segment!
WWS Mark: A very special Dance Floor segment! His guest is one of his biggest enemies.. Danny Jenkins!
WWS Chris: That's right! The Dancin' Fool himself will be out here to answer the questions that Dunn no doubt has prepared well in advance!
WWS Mark: I'm not so sure of that Chris! Dunn didn't know Jenkins would lose his Second Round match against Corky Angle! Dunn will have to come up with some new stuff here.
( Techno music blares through the arena )
( The fans in the Fleet Center go absolutely WILD! )
WWS Mark: Here he comes! Hometown hero!
WWS Chris: That's right! Dunn is back home in Boston!
( Chris Dunn enters the ring and grabs the mic )
 Club Kid: Finally.. the Club Kid HAS come BACK.. to BOSTON!
( Crowd is deafening )
Club Kid: Although I hate stealing already cheesy lines from already outdated wrestlers, I felt the need, since I'm back home in Beantown!
( Crowd is drowning out Dunn's voice )
Club Kid: It's so nice.. that just 5 miles from where I grew up.. fighting the bullies in the school yard, standing up for what was right.. I would return to do the same here tonight at Broken Hearts!
( Crowd pops again! )
Club Kid: But seriously folks, I am here to confront someone.. as I do on ALL of my shows. If you would please put your hands together.. for a man.. who lost his FIRST match here tonight...
( Crowd laughs )
Club Kid: A man.. who easily is the poster child for the Whiny Crybaby of the Month Club...
( Crowd Laughs again )
Club Kid: And a man who when you say sucky.. there's only one..... uh.. no, not Christian DeMarco..
( Crowd erupts in cheers )
Club Kid: Please welcome.. The REAL Fool.. Dancin' Danny Jenkins!
( Jenkins music plays as he makes his way to the ring )
( Crowd boos mercilessly )
WWS Mark: They're not giving Jenkins a break here, huh?
WWS Chris: Nope! Neither is Dunn, in case you didn't notice.
( Jenkins enters the ring )
Club Kid: Welcome Danny.
Danny Jenkins: Before we start Dunn.. let's get a few things straight! I'm not here to be ridiculed by you.. or any of your..
Club Kid: <Interrupted> Let me save you the trouble of outlining what MY show should be like, and I'll just leave it at this.... It's MY show, and you can leave whenever you feel like I've hurt your feelings. OK?
Danny Jenkins: Ya know Dunn, you've got a lot of attitude for a guy that won't back it up in the ring!
Club Kid: Well Jenkins, I'm glad you pay close attention to my IN ring duties! It's true, I've been away from the squared circle for several months.. but that's because there was no competition for me and my partner War Eagle.
Danny Jenkins: No competition?
Club Kid: That's right. We are the best.. and will continue to be so, but only now, we're here in the WWS where the BIG boys play.
Danny Jenkins: You mean where Jobbers go for work!
Club Kid: Exactly, which would explain why YOU were in the WWS too. But anyway.. that's NOT the point. My first question for you Mr. Jenkins...
Club Kid: May I call you Mr. Jenkins??
Danny Jenkins: Uh.. yeah whatever. I don't care what you call me!
Club Kid: Okay then.. we'll say 'Donny Simpkins'. That is what Corky Angle called you earlier in the week. So.. Mr. Simpkins.. how did it feel to be put OUT of the tournament by a guy who has NEVER won a title in ANY fed? A man who only wrestles in the WWS, a fed full of jobbers.. as you so eloquently put it? How DOES that make you feel Mr. Simpkins?
( Danny Jenkins is looking in the air as if he wants to hit Dunn )
Danny Jenkins: Dunn.. you're something else! You have a lot of nerve coming out here insulting ME for losing, when YOU didn't even enter!
Club Kid: Well honestly Donny....
Danny Jenkins: <Interrupts> It's DANNY!
Club Kid: Yeah that. Whatever.. look.. honestly.. SOMEONE had to put this event on! I didn't see any of YOUR feds pulling something of this magnitude off!
Danny Jenkins: This is a lame event anyway Dunn. This interview just makes it even worse! Nobody here wants to hear YOUR mouth!
( Crowd Boos )
Club Kid: <Addressing the fans> Does anyone wanna hear my MOUTH???
( Crowd is electric! A standing ovation for Dunn! )
Club Kid: Okay Simpkins.. here's the thing. I'm back in BUTF now, and my good buddy War Eagle isn't far behind. Also.. we're taking Corky Angle with us too! So, it seems to me, you'll have your chance to prove yourself soon enough! Until then, why not dispense with the BULLSHIT, and stop being such a DICK?! We all know you've accomplished things in Rebellion and BUTF.. but nobody cares. Do you know why? Cuz you suck! You really do!
Danny Jenkins: Dunn.. look at you. You can't even conduct an interview without resorting to foolishness.
Club Kid: Really? Well Mr. Simpkins.. it seems to me that the most talented part of you is a SMUDGE on Corky Angle's tights right now. I hope you enjoyed Broken Hearts as much as I enjoyed having you!
Danny Jenkins: Hey Dunn.. You realize we're facing each other for the FIRST time... THIS WEEK in BUTF! I hope you haven't been too busy with this event to forget your training!
Club Kid: I am teamed with some complete jobber.. against a complete jobber... AND.. some dude named J-Dawg.
Danny Jenkins: You calling me a jobber?
Club Kid: Do you have a better term for what we just saw here tonight?
Danny Jenkins: I'll show you jobber next week in BUTF when I defeat you. They say there's only one person who has EVER defeated the Great Chris Dunn one-on-one.
Club Kid: Yup that's true!
Danny Jenkins: Well.. I'm gonna be number 2.
Club Kid: Although I think En-V is under the impression that he has defeated me, but I had already quit the fed and defaulted. Hmm.. some win. Anyway, yeah Donny Simpkins.. bring it to BUTF next week, and we'll see who the jobber is. But.. when we DO face each other one-on-one.. Get ready! Cuz I'm like NOTHING you've ever seen!
Danny Jenkins: I think....
Club Kid: <Interrupts> Interview OVER.
( Crowd erupts in cheers )
( Techno music plays as Dunn leaves Jenkins in the ring )
WWS Mark: Well.. both men had some things to say.
WWS Chris: Yeah, but you can see the tension in there!
WWS Mark: It's going to be something when these two guys finally do battle!
 WWS Chris: Well, speaking of battle.. aren't we ready for Round 3?
WWS Mark: Absolutely!
WWS Chris: Good. We have Mike Hunt standing by with Sickness.
( Camera goes to the back )
WWS Hunt: So, Sickness.. you put on quite a showing against Kid Kronic in the second round, and now you're going up against Blood Hunter. How do you feel two rounds into this tournament?
Sickness: I'm SICK! I'm tellin ya! I'm going all out! It's just SICK!
WWS Hunt: Uh.. I see. Are you okay?
Sickness: Yeah! I'm just ready to kick some ass.. and It's just SICK dude!
WWS Hunt: Have you ever faced Blood Hunter before, or even seen him wrestle?
Sickness: No dude, but I'm SICK I'm telling ya! I'm gonna win. You watch!
WWS Hunt: Well, good luck. Back to you guys!
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Chris: Well folks, we're ready for this match.. Mark has taken a break, and joining me for a while is Sharon! How are you Sharon?
WWS Sharon: I'm good. I haven't been here in a long time!
WWS Chris: Where? Boston?
WWS Sharon: No, here with you.
WWS Chris: Well that's because you are usually in the back making moves on War Eagle!
WWS Sharon: HEY! Watch your tongue!
WWS Chris: Let's just get to the match.
Blood Hunter (100)
Defeats
Sickness (86)
WWS Sharon: Well.. Blood Hunter has defeated Sickness to advance to Round Four.
WWS Chris: Blood Hunter is on a roll.. but right now, let's go to Psycho Kid, who's backstage with 'The Comeback Kid' Carnage.
( Camera goes backstage )
WWS Psycho: Well Carnage, you've left the WWS again, and now you face 'Sugar Sweet' Seth Montez, who is reigning Rebellion Intercontinental Champion. Sounds like your days are getting worse!
Carnage: My leaving the WWS has NOTHING to do with you, Seth Montez OR Broken Hearts.
Psycho Kid: We all know it's because you can't handle hanging with the big boys.
Carnage: You wanna see what I can handle? In a few minutes, I'm going to take out Mr. Montez! That'll be the end of him.
WWS Psycho: Well.. we'll see if you can live up to your words! Back to ringside!
( Camera returns to the ring )
WWS Chris: We're back and ready for our next match!
WWS Sharon: Seth Montez and Carnage.
WWS Chris: Here we go!
'Sugar Sweet' Seth Montez (100)
Defeats
'The Comeback Kid' Carnage (90)
WWS Chris: Another great match, as Seth Montez eliminates Carnage.
WWS Sharon: Well, Montez is pretty good!
WWS Chris: Well, he isn't Rebellion Intercontinental Champion for nothing!
WWS Sharon: Well.. I thought Carnage was pretty good too, but I guess I was wrong!
WWS Chris: Well, up next we have 'White Trash' John Webber against 'The Future' Lance Starr. Mark is in the back with John Webber.
WWS Sharon: Mark? What the hell? Why isn't he back out here!
WWS Chris: Ah.. he needed a stretch.
( Camera goes backstage )
WWS Mark: I'm here with John Webber. John.. you had a HUGE upset victory in the second round over former Rebellion World Champion Showstoppah! Do you think you can do it again against Lance Starr?
John Webber: I'm going to try.. but to be honest with you, I didn't think I'd make it this far.
WWS Mark: Well you have, so get ready! Lance Starr isn't going to be an easy win! Back to you Chris!
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Chris: Thanks Mark. Hurry up back there! I have to piss!
WWS Sharon: How gross!
WWS Chris: Whatever Sharon. Anyway... I've noticed a pattern tonight! Danny Jenkins, Damian Sharmaine and Showstoppah.. the last 3 Rebellion World Champions have ALL lost in their first matches here tonight!
WWS Sharon: I guess you're right!
WWS Chris: Well, let's go to the ring!
'The Future' Lance Starr (100)
Defeats
'White Trash' John Webber (90)
WWS Sharon: Well I guess Webber couldn't pull off another upset!
WWS Chris: No he couldn't! Oh.. look who's back!
WWS Mark: Hi guys!
WWS Sharon: Did you have fun?
WWS Mark: Yeah it was alright! Except when I had to do that interview! Damn Mike Hunt!
WWS Sharon: Huh?
WWS Mark: Well Mike Hunt was too busy hitting on some female fans that wanted autographs! So I had to do the interview!
WWS Chris: I guess we should've expected something like that! Well he had better be there now.. he's supposed to be standing by with Kid Dynamite!
( Camera goes backstage to Mike Hunt who's standing with Kid Dynamite and two very well endowed women! )
WWS Hunt: Well Dynamite.. you're up next against Dr. Destruction!
Kid Dynamite: Yes I am.
WWS Hunt: Whaddya say after your match, you come on back and have a little party with my two new friends?
Kid Dynamite: Sounds like a plan! What are their names?
WWS Hunt: This one is named 'MINE' and this one is named 'YOURS'. Ha ha ha!
Kid Dynamite: <Laughing> You got it Hunt! See you in a little bit!
WWS Hunt: Oh ladies.. ha, ha, ha. I've been naughty! Back to ringside!
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Mark: Mike Hunt is unbelievable!
WWS Sharon: He is disgusting!
WWS Chris: Well, that's Mike!
WWS Mark: Either way, let's get to the ring!
Dr. Destruction (100)
Defeats
Kid Dynamite (80)
WWS Mark: Well, it looks like Kid Dynamite will be checking out with the ladies a lot earlier than planned!
WWS Chris: Well, in order for there to be a winner.. there has to be a loser!
WWS Sharon: Well guys it's time for me to head back to the dressing rooms. I have an interview coming up.
WWS Mark: See ya later Sharon.
WWS Chris: Let's go back to the ring for our next match!
Corky Angle (100)
Defeats
Macho King 2K1 (100)
WWS Mark: Another great match by Corky Angle! He was a little hindered by some minor injuries from his match earlier with Danny Jenkins, but he was able to take out Macho King on his way to Round Four!
WWS Chris: Yes he did! But now.. It's Rottweiler against Gobbedly Gooker 2K! Milanista is standing by with Rottweiler!
( Camera goes backstage )
WWS Psycho: Here I am with Rottweiler. He's about to get in the ring with Gobbedly Gooker 2k. A man who has accomplished quite a bit in many feds, under many names. Do you feel confident going into this match?
Rottweiler: I feel pretty confident. I am looking forward to the Fourth Round, and Corky Angle!
WWS Psycho: Don't you think you should be focusing on this match and not on Corky Angle?
Rottweiler: I'll beat them both.
WWS Psycho: We'll see how you do. For now, back to ringside!
Gobbedly Gooker 2K (96)
Defeats
Rottweiler (90)
WWS Chris: Gobbedly Gooker takes down Rottweiler and advances to the Fourth Round.
WWS Mark: He'll be facing Corky Angle.
WWS Chris: Well I'm sure it will be another great match! Both of those Superstars are tremendous in the ring!
WWS Mark: Up next, we have Damian against Kid Tornado! Right now, let's go to Sharon, who's backstage with Kid Tornado.
( Camera switches to Sharon backstage )
WWS Sharon: I'm standing with Kid Tornado. We're here in the basement of the Fleet Center awaiting his next match.. against Damian.. WWS Lightweight Champion!
Kid Tornado: Hi Sharon.
WWS Sharon: Hi Kid.. Tell me.. what is your strategy against a guy like Damian, who is very good.. and as he himself said, undefeated for four months!
Kid Tornado:Well Sharon, I'm going to go out there and do what I do best! Annihilate the competition! I really want this.. so there's NOTHING that I'm going to let stop me!
WWS Sharon: Well Kid Tornado.. I wish you luck. Back to you guys!
Damian (100)
Defeats
Kid Tornado (100)
WWS Mark: Damian advances past Kid Tornado, and wil face the winner of the next match!
WWS Chris: That's right.. it's The Shooter against Prime Time Punisher.
WWS Mark: We're going back to Milanista who's with Prime Time Punisher.
( Camera goes to Milanista )
Milanista: Okay folks.. I'm here with P.T. Punisher! You're about to take on The Shooter.. one of the more successful men in this tournament. What makes you think you are going to breeze by him?
Prime Time Punisher: I never said that.
Milanista: Sure you did.. right before we went on air.
Prime Time Punisher: I did not!
Milanista: Look.. I heard you! I was standing right here!
Prime Time Punisher: I didn't say anything like that! What are you doing?
Milanista: I don't know why you won't admit it, but that's okay. Just go get 'em tiger!
Prime Time Punisher: You're fucked up. You know that?
Milanista: Hey, save it for the ring junior!
( Back to ringside )
WWS Mark: Wow.. looks like Milanista is trying to stir up a little trouble backstage!
WWS Chris: Well, let's get to the match!
Prime Time Punisher (100)
Defeats
The Shooter (90)
WWS Chris: Prime Time Punisher advances! He'll meet Damian in the next round.
WWS Mark: Right now, We're going to see Hardcore Harry take on Scott 'The Master' Stevens.
Scott 'The Master' Stevens (100)
Defeats
Hardcore Harry (90)
WWS Mark: Scott Stevens will advance here, as Hardcore Harry couldn't quite get the edge.
WWS Chris: Up next, Double M, who scored an upset victory over Erick the Viking in the last round.. is facing The Downer.
WWS Mark: Let's get to the match!
Double M (100)
Defeats
The Downer (90)
WWS Chris: Well Double M does it again! He has defeated The Downer, and is on his way to Round Four against Scott 'The Master' Stevens.
WWS Mark: We breed them well in the WWS! It's good to see our guys doing so well!
WWS Chris: We're supposed to be impartial here Mark!
WWS Mark: Yeah.. riiiiiiight! Let's go to Mike Hunt who's standing by with Flex Holly.
( Camera goes backstage to where Hunt is standing with Flex Holly )
WWS Hunt: Okay Flex.. you're up next against Beatmosh!
Flex Holly: Well Mike.. I don't think I'm going to have too much of a problem.
WWS Hunt: What? This is the guy that pinned Big Uncle Chester less than a month ago!
Flex Holly: Really? Oh shit!
WWS Hunt: See? You really should do your homework!
Flex Holly: Uh.. ok.. I have to go get ready then.
WWS Hunt: Yeah, you do that punk!
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Mark: <Laughing> Flex Holly is one funny little dude!
WWS Chris: Well, he may have underestimated Beatmosh.. Let's get to the ring!
Beatmosh (100)
Defeats
Flex Holly (75)
WWS Mark: Well Flex Holly couldn't get past Beatmosh!
WWS Chris: Beatmosh is on his way... he could have another strong showing here, like he did in the WWS Royal Rumble!
WWS Mark: He very well could. Standing by is Sharon with DeathScythe.
( Camera switches to Sharon backstage )
WWS Sharon: So DeathScythe.. you're about to face The Crow.. for the right to advance to the next round!
DeathScythe: <Grabs the mic> Crow.. shortly you will find out what happens when we leave this place. You will see the hereafter, and it will be your worst nightmare. As the Gods carry your soul high above the Earth, you will look down to see me crowned Broken Hearts Champion.
( DeathScythe drops the mic on the floor, and leaves )
( Camera fades out, and returns to ringside )
WWS Mark: Get ready for a barn burner!
WWS Chris: A barn burner?
WWS Mark: Sorry, I got a little nostalgic. Let's get to the ring!
The Crow (100)
Defeats
DeathScythe (80)
WWS Mark: The Crow wins!
WWS Chris: So much for DeathScythe!
WWS Mark: It is now time for the WWS U.S. Champ to come back out here again! It's Zanyon! Ha, ha, ha.
WWS Chris: BloodRunsCold will be a tough opponent for the Lightweight Zanyon.
WWS Mark:Well, here they come!
Zanyon (100)
Defeats
BloodRunsCold (100)
WWS Chris: Zanyon pulls off another victory! He could really go far in this tournament!
WWS Mark: Well, a BIG match coming up next! Let's go backstage once again.. as Sharon is standing by with Arthur McLegend.
( Camera goes backstage )
WWS Sharon: I'm here with Arthur McLegend.. former BUTF Intercontinental Champion, former WWS Intercontinental Champion.. and several other titles. Arthur, you're facing Perfect Mike.. for the first time EVER I might add...
Arthur McLegend: Look.. I may not have been in the ring with Perfect Mike before, but I've seen him around. When I was in the WWS, I saw him wrestle, and he's ANYTHING but Perfect!
WWS Sharon: Well.. you'll have to be damn close to perfect if you hope to win this tournament Arthur, so I hope you trained extra hard!
Arthur McLegend: Don't worry about me little girl! You just worry about padding your bra and not fucking up an interview. Leave the wrestling world to the MEN.
( McLegend walks off )
WWS Sharon: What a dick! Back to the ring!
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Mark: I guess we're ready for the next match!
WWS Chris: That we are!
(Arthur McLegend's music plays as he makes his way to the ring )
WWS Mark: Arthur McLegend looks ready!
WWS Chris: Well he had better be!
(Perfect Mike's music plays as he makes his way to the ring )
WWS Mark: Perfect Mike has the look of determination on his face!
WWS Chris: It looks like these two guys are pumped up and ready to go. That was the bell and look at Mike flying straight at McLegend, with some hard rights and lefts!
WWS Mark: Oh but it looks like they are going to even out here as McLegend is fighting back with equally hard shots.
WWS Chris: Even so, it seem McLegend took the worst of the beating and he seems a little bit dazed.
WWS Mark: Mike off the ropes and a hard clothesline, McLegend wasn't expecting that.
WWS Chris: No doubt he would've ducked if he was.
WWS Mark: Yeah, look out... a stiff elbow drop to the chest, McLegend could be out of this here with the cover...
WWS Chris: Out after 2 but only just getting his shoulder up!
WWS Mark: The Perfect One is giving the referee a few pointers on how to count!
WWS Chris: Look out! McLegend with a roll up for behind, I think he's got him..... No only 2, but another close one.
WWS Mark: Mike still has the advantage and he's beating that into McLegend as he has started to punch him while he lays in the ring.
WWS Chris: Pulling McLegend to his feet, using the hair. It look like a set up for a suplex, and it is.
WWS Mark: He could've suplexed him through the mat there.
WWS Chris: Another cover.... thats 3.... No his foot was on the rope... Mike thinks he's won.
WWS Mark: What? The referee is trying to tell him but he's having none of it.
WWS Chris: Hey Mike you idiot you didn't win yet!
WWS Mark: Look out a small package by McLegend. 1...2.. no not quite!
WWS Chris: Mike seems confused, and McLegend has come back from nowhere!
WWS Mark: Where does he get the energy?
WWS Chris: Oh a dropkick, nothing too special though, from McLegend.
WWS Mark: He's pulling Mike back to his feet, some thing's gonna happen. McLegend is stepping back.
WWS Chris: A SPEAR! He knocked Mike back head first into the corner.
WWS Mark: Look.. he's still not finished with him... cover him.. don't waste time!
WWS Chris: Oh what a devastating DDT, he almost drove his head into the canvas.
WWS Mark: McLegend's making a cover. 1... 2... 3... he got him, what a great end to this match.
Arthur McLegend (100)
Defeats
Perfect Mike (79)
WWS Chris: Yeah, well it's not gonna be the most exciting match we see this evening!
WWS Mark: You're always so negative!
WWS Chris: Well on a more positive note.. We're going backstage to Psycho Kid who is with Cypher.
( Camera goes to Psycho Kid in the loading dock area )
WWS Psycho: What are we doing here Cypher?
Cypher: We're here because this is where I train! I lift cargo all day! It's how I get pumped up for my matches!
WWS Psycho: Whatever floats your boat! So, you're facing The Shocker. Big whoopdee do! I'm so sick of these interviews! I'm outta here. Here's the mic. Say something... or don't. I really don't care!
( Psycho Kid leaves )
Cypher: Uh.. what a weirdo!
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Mark: What has gotten into Psycho Kid?
WWS Chris: I don't know, but he's never really been reliable!
WWS Mark: Hmm.. well we're underway here.
Cypher (100)
Defeats
The Shocker (98)
WWS Mark: Another match is over, and we're up to the last match of Round Three!
WWS Chris: Oh goodie! It's been a VERY long night!
WWS Mark: We're going back to Psycho Kid. I sure hope he's there...
( Camera switches to Psycho Kid, who's with Ringmaster )
WWS Psycho: Ringmaster, winner of the WWS 2001 Royal Rumble! How are ya buddy?
Ringmaster: Fine. Look, I have to get to the ring! I don't have time for this!
WWS Psycho: Just one question?
Ringmaster: Okay.. ONE.
WWS Psycho: Don't you wish you could defeat me?
Ringmaster: What? Get outta here!
( Ringmaster storms off )
WWS Psycho: Ha ha ha.. always running Ringmaster... always running!
( Corky Angle walks by )
Corky Angle: Hello Mentally Handicapped Kid
WWS Psycho: It's Psycho Kid.
Corky Angle: I don't think Psycho is a very nice word! You are mentally handicapped.. not psycho!
WWS Psycho: No, it's PSYCHO!
Corky Angle: Well, you obviously lack intelligence.
WWS Psycho: Hey! Do you want a problem buddy?
Corky Angle: A problem? Why are you so angry? Did your parents abuse you when you were little? A lot of mentally handicapped people have had difficult childhoods!
WWS Psycho: Screw this!
( Psycho Kid leaves )
Corky Angle: How sad...
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Mark: We're moments away from the WWS favorite! Ringmaster!
WWS Chris: Well, his opponent is Randose!
WWS Mark: Hey.. Randose could be a very.. <fighting back laughter> uh.. tough challenge.. ha ha ha!!
WWS Chris: Oh Mark.. c'mon! Let's watch Ringmaster. Here he comes!
( Ringmaster's music plays )
( Ringmaster enters the ring )
WWS Mark: Ringmaster is definitely in good shape to take this whole event!
WWS Chris: I would say so!
( Randose's music plays as he makes his way to the ring )
WWS Chris: The match has begun with Randose getting an early advantage on Ringmaster. Randose takes Ringmaster and gives him a hip toss. Ringmaster gets up again and takes another hip toss. Randose now in command sends him to the ropes and hits a neck breaker. 1..2.. Not enough! Its too early.
WWS Mark: Ringmaster getting up but Randose still has control over him. Ringmaster is now fighting back and Damain and Ringmaster are exchanging blows! Ringmaster whips Randose into the corner. One chop WHOA! Two chops WHOA! Three chop WHOA!
WWS Chris: Ringmaster now whips Randose to the other corner, He's punching him now.. Randose goes down as Ringmaster taunts the crowd. Ringmaster bounces off the ropes and hits a legdrop on Randose. 1.. 2.. Randose kicks out.
WWS Mark: Ringmaster picks up Randose and throws him out of the ring. Ringmaster climbs out of the ring and drops Randose on the barricade. Ringmaster takes Randose and whips him into the steel steps. Randose is now bleeding from the head and Ringmaster tosses him back into the ring. Randose tries to rest and sit down in the corner, but Ringmaster is choking him with his foot. The Ref tells Ringmaster to get off of Randose.
WWS Chris: Randose is now down in the center of the ring and Ringmaster is going to the top rope. He's gonna pull an elbow drop... but Randose moves out of the way! Ringmaster and Randose are both down and the ref starts the count. Ringmaster is up at eight!
WWS Mark: Randose gets up just before ten. Now Randose has control over Ringmaster and bounces off the ropes and hits him with a clothesline. Randose picks up Ringmaster and hits with a snap suplex. Randose goes for the cover 1.. Randose gets off and says he isn't ready to finish off Ringmaster. Randose picks him up and looks for a tombstone piledriver, but Ringmaster gets out and reverses it into a hard DDT.
WWS Chris: Randose with blood all over him is down but doesn't look out. He gets back up and whips Ringmaster into the ropes and clotheslines him out of the ring. Uh oh they are approaching the announce table. Randose and Ringmaster are on the announce table!!!! Randose sets up Ringmaster for a Pedigree, but Ringmaster reverses and has him up on his back and does a reverse piledriver onto the announce table!!!!!!! The ref is starting the count
( Ringmaster slowly gets up at 8 and heads in the ring )
WWS Mark: 9.. 10...!! Randose is out cold and he has lost this match!!
WWS Chris: A great match here, as Ringmaster will advance!
Ringmaster (100)
Defeats
Randose (100)
WWS Mark: Looks like Ringmaster really IS in good shape to take the whole tournament!
WWS Chris: Well, we're ready for Round Four!
 WWS Mark: We have Blood Hunter taking on Seth Montez next.
WWS Chris: That's right folks. Round Four.. and we're half way through the event! Don't forget still happening later tonight.. the WWS Title is on the line.. as Cruncher defends against Big Uncle Chester!
'Sugar Sweet' Seth Montez (80)
Defeats
Blood Hunter (60)
WWS Chris: So, Seth Montez advances on to the Quarter Finals!! He will meet the winner of the next match, Lance Starr against Dr. Destruction!
WWS Mark: Let's waste NO time getting to the next match!
'The Future' Lance Starr (60)
Defeats
Dr. Destruction (60)
WWS Mark: Lance Starr defeats Dr. Destruction to advance to the Quarter Finals.
WWS Chris: He has earned the right to face Seth Montez! Next up.. we have Corky Angle taking on Gobbedly Gooker 2k! Let's get to the action!
Corky Angle (100)
Defeats
Gobbedly Gooker 2K (80)
WWS Chris: Corky Angle does it again! He has defeated former WWS, Rebellion and BUTF World Champion, Gobbedly Gooker 2k!! A true upset victory!
WWS Mark: That's one more Quarterfinalist! Up next Damian is taking on Prime Time Punisher!
WWS Chris: Let's get to the action!
Prime Time Punisher (100)
Defeats
Damian (100)
WWS Mark: Prime Time Punisher defeats Damian, and the WWS Lightweight Champion is out of the tournament. Punisher will go on to the Quarterfinals to face Corky Angle!
WWS Chris: Well, up next is Scott 'The Master' Stevens against Double M!
WWS Mark: Can Double M pull off another upset?
WWS Chris: We're about to find out! Let's get to the ring!
Scott 'The Master' Stevens (70)
Defeats
Double M (60)
WWS Chris: Scott Stevens advances to the next round over Double M, who was unable to score another upset victory here at Broken Hearts. Up next we have The Crow against Beatmosh!
WWS Mark: Oh look who it is! She's back!
( WWS Sharon joins the broadcast table )
WWS Mark: Oh my.. Mike Hunt is on his way down too!
WWS Chris: Well.. you don't need me for a while.. I'll be back. Time for a break!
WWS Hunt: What did I miss? It's still loud as hell out here!
WWS Mark: We've had a great night so far and it only get's better!
WWS Sharon: I was just thinking. Maybe we should be spending Valentine's Day at home with our families. I mean instead of watching grown men fight for 3 hours.
WWS Mark: Not my girlfriend, she's a...
WWS Sharon: <interrupting him> She's in the audience.
WWS Mark: Uh... Hi, honey!
WWS Hunt: Well, I guess you're sleeping on the couch tonight! Ha ha! Let's get to our next match.
WWS Mark: Why didn't you tell me my girlfriend is here?
WWS Sharon: If I had known you were going to make a fool out of yourself, I would have invited the rest of your family!
WWS Hunt: Hey, guys, Crow and Beatmosh are ready to go at it in the ring! Nobody wants to hear about Mark's pathetic family! You should be paying attention to the match!
WWS Sharon: I do all the announcing around here! If I want to make fun of Mark's family, I can!
WWS Hunt: Listen up! Who's the biggest one out of the three of us? You're going to do things the way I say or you might be going through this table!
WWS Sharon: You're all talk!
WWS Mark: Listen you two, I really think we should be paying attention to the match.
WWS Sharon: Shut up!
WWS Hunt: Shut up!
( Suddenly The Crow flies into the side of the announce table )
WWS Sharon: Maybe we should pay a little more attention to the match! We almost got hit!
WWS Mark: Crow is trying to simply power his way back into the ring, but Beatmosh is just holding him at bay. Wait! Sunset flip and Crow is in the ring! 1... 2... Beatmosh kicks out! That had to be a 2 and 7/8 count! We almost had a major upset!
WWS Hunt: If I were in the ring, it would have been a 3 count! Look at Crow's bad form with that Irish whip! I can't believe he just missed that clothesline! Beatmosh and Crow are just exchanging punches. This match isn't any good!
WWS Sharon: Maybe it'd be better if you put yourself through a table or something.
WWS Hunt: You shut the hell up!
WWS Mark: I don't like to get in the middle of things, but this isn't helping!
WWS Sharon: Forget it. Look, Beatmosh is going to power bomb Crow off the top rope! It could be curtains for the Crow!
WWS Mark: No! Crow managed to get his legs away from Beatmosh and just planted him with the biggest Evenflow DDT I've ever seen! This could be it! Crow with the cover! 1...2...3!
WWS Hunt: Beatmosh tried to kick out, but it was just too late! Look how fast the Crow got out of there! Beatmosh is furious! And I would be too! I'd toss Crow right into the third row!
WWS Sharon: Yeah, sure you would.
WWS Hunt: What are you implying? That I can't do it?
WWS Sharon: I know you can't do it!
WWS Mark: Ummm... I'd just like to say that I love my girlfriend, if it makes a difference....
WWS Hunt: Shut up!
The Crow (80)
Defeats
Beatmosh (30)
WWS Hunt: So The Crow will go on to fight who in the next round?
WWS Mark: He'll meet Scott Stevens! But right now it's Zanyon taking on Arthur McLegend!
WWS Sharon: Well.. let's get to the match already!
Arthur McLegend (80)
Defeats
Zanyon (50)
WWS Mark: Arthur McLegend knocks off the WWS U.S. Champion, Zanyon!
WWS Hunt: It was only a matter of time!
WWS Sharon: Well boys, what's next?
WWS Mark: Up next we have Ringmaster against Cypher! The final Round Four match!
Ringmaster (100)
Defeats
Cypher (100)
WWS Hunt: Ringmaster is unstoppable tonight! He's my pick!
WWS Sharon: Oh please! There's still a long way to go!
WWS Mark: Well, Ringmaster does have a good chance! He'll face Arthur McLegend in the next round!
WWS Sharon: Isn't it time for the Quarterfinals?
WWS Mark: Yes it is!
 WWS Mark: Up first, we have Seth Montez against Lance Starr!
WWS Sharon: You talk too much! The ring! The ring!
WWS Hunt: God.. can we get rid of her?
WWS Mark: Stop it you two!
'Sugar Sweet' Seth Montez (78)
Defeats
'The Future' Lance Starr (78)
WWS Mark: Seth Montez wins again! He has torn through the competition tonight! All WWS guys too! Big Nasty Joe, Carnage, Blood Hunter.. and now Lance Starr!
WWS Sharon: Well.. next up is Corky Angle against Prime Time Punisher!
WWS Hunt: Well let's see it already!
Corky Angle (100)
Defeats
Prime Time Punisher (98)
WWS Mark: Another victory for Corky Angle sets up our first Semifinal match. Angle will meet Montez.
( WWS Chris rejoins the broadcast table )
WWS Chris: What did I miss?
WWS Mark: Angle and Montez advanced!
WWS Chris: Oh okay.. that must mean that ..
WWS Hunt: It means that our next match is Scott Stevens against The Crow!
WWS Sharon: Well guys.. I'm going to take off. I have more business to take care of in the back.
WWS Hunt: Well.. let me walk you back lovely!
WWS Sharon: Yuck!
WWS Hunt: You know you want me!
( Hunt and Sharon go to the dressing room )
The Crow (80)
Defeats
Scott 'The Master' Stevens (58)
WWS Mark: The Crow takes another win, and gets past Stevens, and into the Semifinals.
WWS Chris: One match left in the Quarterfinals! It's Ringmaster against Arthur McLegend. We've seen these two wrestle before!
Ringmaster (100)
Defeats
Arthur McLegend (58)
( Camera switches to the parking area )
( A limo is pulling up )
( The announcers can be heard over the video )
WWS Mark: This must be Chester. We've been waiting for him to show up all night.
WWS Chris: Well better late than never!
WWS Mark: The door is opening...
WWS Chris: There is Chester! The challenger!
WWS Mark: Well.. it should be an exciting match! Former champion versus champion!
WWS Chris: Yes! Chester could become only the second man to win 3 WWS Championships.
WWS Mark: Well... Chester seems focused!
WWS Chris: Wait.. we're getting word now that something is going on in Cruncher's dressing room!
( Camera switches to Cruncher's dressing room )
( Cruncher is standing there with Damian Sharmaine and Danny Jenkins )
WWS Mark: What is this? Let's listen in!
( Audio switches to the room )
Cruncher: Look guys, I can't deal with this right now! I have a title defense for Christ sake!
Danny Jenkins: I want an answer!
Damian Sharmaine: Jenkins.. why do you have to start a problem?
Cruncher: Look guys! I REALLY am NOT in the mood for this right now!
Damian Sharmaine: Well? Cruncher?
Cruncher: Everyone GET OUT!
( Mike Hunt and La Mascara make their way to the broadcast table )
WWS Mark: Welcome back guys!
WWS Hunt: Geez.. all hell is breaking loose back there!
WWS Mark: I know! We'll figure out what's going on!
 WWS Chris: Well, it looks like it's time for our first semifinal match up! We've got what really looks like a slobber knocker!
WWS Hunt: Slobber knocker? Who the hell talks like that? Get with it! It's gonna be a bloodbath! You sound like some southern hick!
WWS Chris: Alright, we're about to witness a bloodbath between Corky Angle and "Sugar Sweet" Seth Montez!
La Mascara: ¿Quiénes lucharon Angle y Montez anterior?
WWS Hunt: Ha! Speak English, you big freak!
WWS Mark: I think this table is getting crowded.... Hey, Chris, what did La Mascara say?
WWS Chris: He wanted to know how each of these wrestlers got to where they are, and I think the crowd probably wants to know, too.
WWS Hunt: Doesn't matter how they got here, they both suck! I could take both of them at once.
WWS Chris: That aside, I think both are deserving of a match of this caliber. Half of the tournament took place had to take place before we even went on air, and both these guys shattered their competition!
WWS Mark: Yeah, you remember all the trash talk Danny Jenkins was saying leading up to this event about how the WWS sucked? Corky sure put him in his place with a round two victory over him! And Corky tore through Macho King 2K1, Gobbedly Gooker 2K, and finally Prime Time Punisher to get here!
WWS Chris: But "Sugar Sweet" Seth is no pushover! He defeated Big Nasty Joe, Carnage, Blood Hunter, and even "The Future" Lance Starr! These guys are some of the WWS' biggest superstars! He's made a clean sweep!
WWS Hunt: Only because he hasn't faced me.
La Mascara: ¡Su madre es muy feo! ¡Y su alcoba es muy limpia! ¡Yo estaba allí a noche!
WWS Hunt: What the hell did he say?
WWS Chris: Oh, look here comes Corky.
WWS Hunt: What did he say? You better tell me before I bash your head in!
WWS Chris: Uh...
WWS Hunt: What did he say!
WWS Chris: Uh... he said that "Sugar Sweet" Seth Montez is a great wrestler and look, he's in the ring now so we can get started! There's the bell.
La Mascara: Bobo...
WWS Hunt: Hey, what the hell did he say now?
WWS Mark: Corky and Seth start off with a test of strength. It looks like Corky is winning, but Seth with a cheap shot rolls it into a small package! 1... 2... Seth almost ended it right there! That was a close one!
WWS Chris: Corky whips Seth into the ropes and hits a high dropkick! Seth is sent reeling back! Corky climbs the turnbuckle. He's going to try a moonsault! This is an uncharacteristic move for Corky, but it looks like he's ready to try it! Oh, Seth sees it coming and pulls on the rope! Corky falls down and it doesn't look like he's very comfortable up there!
WWS Hunt: Comfortable, ha! He looks like he's taking a huge dump up there!
WWS Mark: That's disgusting! Here comes Seth with a big super back drop! Corky must be in a lot of pain right now!
La Mascara: Aye Carumba!
WWS Hunt: This guy's going to be reduced to something disgusting if he doesn't start speaking in English!
La Mascara: ¡El hombre cerca de yo es muy feo! ¡Su cabesa es enorme!
WWS Chris: Won't you two shut up? Look, both men our outside the ring and the referee is counting! Oh! Corky whips Seth into the ring steps! Corky gets back in the ring, but Seth is picking up the steps! Corky with a suicide dive through the ropes knocks Seth into the side of our table!
WWS Mark: What a hard hit!
WWS Hunt: Get out of here you bums!
La Mascara: You suck! Screw you!
WWS Mark: Angle is waiting for him in the ring now. Seth staggers in. Look behind you! Special Olympic Slam! Corky Angle just hit the Special Olympic Slam!
WWS Chris: Here's the cover! 1...2...3! "Sugar Sweet" Seth Montez was just counted down for the three Corky Angle moves on to the Finals!
WWS Mark: It looks like Seth's WWS beating streak was finally taken down! I feel like singing "My Country Tis of Thee"!
WWS Chris: Save us all the trouble!
Corky Angle (100)
Defeats
'Sugar Sweet' Seth Montez (100)
WWS Mark: Well.. it's time for The Crow and Ringmaster to battle to see which one earns the right to face Corky Angle in the FINALS!
WWS Hunt: I guess it's time for us to go! You guys have a great time!
La Mascara: ¡Adios ultravez!
WWS Mark: See ya later guys!
( Ringmaster enters the ring as his music fills the arena )
WWS Chris: Ringmaster is ready to take it to The Crow!
( The Crow's music plays as he makes his way to the ring )
WWS Mark: Surely this match is gonna be tight, which way would you call it, right now?
WWS Chris: Come on it is unprofessional to pick a winner before a match.
WWS Mark: Well I think Ringmaster is gonna win.
WWS Chris: You're too good at proving my points!
WWS Mark: Oh there goes the bell and they are like 2 raging bulls locking up together in the middle of the ring.
WWS Chris: Ringmaster just threw The Crow down like a child!
WWS Mark: Yeah these guys may look quite average, but they a really well tuned athletes.
WWS Chris: Yeah remember kids... don't try this at home! Wow.. a big boot to the face of The Crow.
WWS Mark: He fell back into the corner and he could be out already, and Ringmaster is stomping a mudhole in him right now.
WWS Chris: There is some force behind those babies. Ok, now he got him back to his feet and a snap suplex to put him right back down.
WWS Mark: Look out for this big leg drop onto his shoulders, he could get him now I think.
WWS Chris: And the cover... but out after 2.
WWS Mark: Ringmaster staying right on him and pulling The Crow up to his feet.
WWS Chris: He's setting him up for a running powerslam, but look out! The Crow bails out the back door.
WWS Mark: Ringmaster doesn't seem to know where he went, he's turning round.
WWS Chris: The Crow has rolled him into a small package, Ringmaster's shoulders are down.
WWS Mark: 1... 2... no, no, Ringmaster has been able to push himself round on top.
WWS Chris: The referee counts..1.. 2.. he got him that was 3!!!
WWS Mark: I thought that The Crow had pulled a rabbit out of his hat there with that small package.
WWS Chris: He didn't secure that left leg and Ringmaster easily flipped it over and held The Crow in place just long enough to score the pin fall!
WWS Mark: There is no such thing as good luck here, it was all skill.
WWS Chris: Well, Ringmaster will face Corky Angle in the Final match of Broken Hearts!
Ringmaster (100)
Defeats
The Crow (80)
WWS Mark: Let's go back to 'The Evil Jew' Ben Kahn who is with Corky Angle!
( Camera goes to Corky Angle's dressing room )
WWS Jew: Ladies and gentlemen.. I'm here with one of the two men in the Final of tonight's Broken Heart's tournament! After 128 wrestlers entered.. it comes down to these two. Ringmaster, and my guest Corky Angle.
Corky Angle: Hello Ben.
WWS Jew: Hi Corky. You look like hell!
Corky Angle: I FEEL like hell. Do you think it's easy to go out there and get past the guys I've defeated tonight?
WWS Jew: Oh.. no doubt you've worked hard tonight! I know all about hard work!
Corky Angle: What is your story Ben? How come you didn't participate?
WWS Jew: Uh.. we're not here to talk about me Corky. Tell me what you think your chances are against Ringmaster. He's a Heavyweight, and you are a Lightweight. Can you defeat him here tonight?
Corky Angle: Well Ben, in my mind... I've already won.
WWS Jew: Well Corky, if I was a betting man.. and I'm not, because let's face it.. I'm a cheap jew...
Corky Angle: No you're not Ben!
WWS Jew: What? Cheap?
Corky Angle: Oh, I'm sure you're cheap! I meant a Jew!
WWS Jew: But Corky, I AM Jewish!
Corky Angle: Ben.. stop being so hard on yourself!
WWS Jew: <sighs> Okay Corky. Go get to your match already!
Corky Angle: Okay Ben. Thank you! And.. again.. lighten up!
WWS Jew: Okay Corky. Good Luck. Over to you Mike.
( Camera goes to Mike Hunt also backstage )
WWS Hunt: Well Ringmaster, this is it. It's down to the wire! The Final match of Broken Hearts, and YOU are in it! One man out of over 100. You must be happy.. just being here!
Ringmaster: Hunt.. get this straight. I was the winner of the WWS Royal Rumble. I am a man of Integrity, Intelligence AND Intensity. Corky Angle may have the Three I's.. but I had those qualities LONG before Mr. Angle rolled around!
WWS Hunt: Aren't you...
Ringmaster: <Interrupts> I wasn't finished! I am happy to be here... only as much as I arrived here at the Fleet Center today ready to win a tournament. There is NO difference between coming in last and losing in the final. In BOTH situations.. you are NOT the winner! So, in just moments, I am going to walk out to that ring.. step into the spotlight.. and take my rightful place in the history books. It was MY I-CUP last year that brought 100 wrestlers together for the first time. Now the WWS has done it all in one day. I'm here. I'm in the Final.. and I'm not leaving Boston without a win.
( Ringmaster walks out )
WWS Hunt: Ringmaster is DETERMINED! Back to you guys!
( Camera returns to ringside )
 WWS Chris: Well ladies and gentlemen we are about ready for the Broken Hearts tournament final.
WWS Mark: It will be WWS Royal Rumble winner Ringmaster against Special Olympic Gold Medalist Corky Angle.
WWS Chris: Clearly the edge has to go to Ringmaster, I believe he has the experience necessary to put him over the top.
WWS Mark: While Angle is a rookie himself he certainly should not be overlooked.
WWS Chris: Just ask Danny Jenkins about that one, I'm sure if he could do it again he'd approach the match a little differently.
WWS Mark: But what's done is done and one thing I like about Ringmaster is his ability to come through in the clutch.
WWS Chris: Chris Dunn, War Eagle, and even myself on occasion have joked about having never heard of Ringmaster before but now he just can't be ignored anymore, after winning the WWS Royal Rumble and that classic match up against Cruncher following and his gutty performance tonight, I would have to say he has earned the respect of everyone.
WWS Mark: Earned is the key word, so many people in this business think they're simply entitled to that kind of respect, well they should take a good hard look at Ringmaster to see how it should be done.
WWS Chris: And let us not forget Corky Angle, he's only been competing for a couple of months now.
WWS Mark: I still haven't found out exactly just how serious he's going to be taking his wrestling career, we need to figure out if he's for real.
WWS Chris: He's so over the top it's really hard to tell if this is really the way he is or if he's putting on an act.
WWS Mark: He certainly has shown the in-ring ability needed to succeed but can he keep his head in game.
WWS Chris: Ladies and gentlemen the time has to see just who will win the Broken Hearts tournament, let's listen to our ring announcer Meg.
( Camera view pans away from the ringside announcers table and towards the ring )
WWS Meg: Ladies and gentlemen it is now time for the Broken Hearts tournament final!
WWS Meg: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and there will be no time limit and no disqualification.
WWS Meg: There will be a winner.
( Corky Angle's music plays as he enters )
WWS Meg:First making his way down to the ring, a 1999 Special Olympic Gold Medalist ... Corky Angle!
( Corky Angle enters the ring )
WWS Meg: And his opponent ...
( Ringmaster's music starts as he enters )
WWS Meg: The 2001 WWS Royal Rumble winner and Rebellion North American Champion ... Ringmaster!
( Ringmaster enters the ring )
WWS Chris: I think experience is going to play a huge factor in this match.
WWS Mark: I agree both men have gone through grueling matches leading up to this point but Ringmaster's been there before.
WWS Chris: Either way it's going to be a hell of match.
WWS Mark: For a minute there I was worried you were going to say 'slobber-knocker' or 'barn burner'.
WWS Chris: Ha ha ... not again! There's no half-assing in this match.
( The bell rings as Meg scurries out of the ring )
WWS Mark: The match is officially under way!
WWS Mark: Angle wants to start it off with a handshake.
WWS Chris: Well Angle relies on mind games and psyching his opponent out, I don't see it working against Ringmaster.
WWS Mark: Ringmaster looks to the crowd as emphatically chant no!
WWS Chris: Ringmaster is sticking his hand out anyway ...
WWS Mark: Angle goes to shake it but Ringmaster pulled his hand away and slapped Angle right across the face.
WWS Chris: Looks like Ringmaster has turned the mind game war over to his advantage.
WWS Mark: Angle looks very upset at being embarrassed like that and considering what he's been through tonight already he needs to forget about it and conserve his energy.
WWS Chris: Angle in a fit of rage charges and Ringmaster drop toe holds him down!
WWS Mark: Angle landed right on his face there but Ringmaster doesn't give him a moment to recover ... Angle to the ropes ... goes for a clothesline that Ringmaster ducks ... and on the return run Ringmaster back body dropped him!
WWS Chris: Angle got right up but Ringmaster clotheslines him right out of the ring!
WWS Mark: Angle is taking his time outside the ring.
WWS Chris: Remember there is no count out, no disqualification, there will be a winner and Angle knows this! He's taking his time giving himself a chance to recover.
WWS Mark: Ringmaster is now outside as well and Corky Angle is being chased around the ring.
WWS Mark: Angle slides back in the ring and delivers a forearm into Ringmaster's back as he tried to follow.
WWS Chris: A tricky but smart move.
WWS Mark: Angle throws Ringmaster off the ropes but Ringmaster returns with a flying cross body!
WWS Chris: 1 .. 2 .. Angle gets up! Smart move by Ringmaster go for the quick pin right away.
WWS Mark: Both men up ... and Angle with a knee right into Ringmaster's gut. Angle follows it up with and inverted atomic drop.
WWS Mark: Angle holds onto the legs and rolls it into a Boston crab.
WWS Chris: Another smart move by Angle while in a single match a submission maneuver might not be very effective it will be effective tonight when each man has already fought several matches.
WWS Mark: Ringmaster is definitely feeling this ... Ringmaster inches his way towards the ropes ... Angle tries to pull away but Ringmaster managed to grab the rope first!
WWS Chris: But Angle doesn't give up he dropped Ringmaster's legs and kneed him right in the back and now Angle applies a rear chin lock.
WWS Mark: Ringmaster pounds on the mat.
( Crowd starts clapping in support of Ringmaster )
WWS Mark: Ringmaster is up on his feet now ... elbow into Angle's stomach ... another and another! Angle has released the hold and Ringmaster off the ropes but Angle catches him with high knee right in his face.
WWS Mark: Angle picks up Ringmaster and tosses him out of the ring.
WWS Chris: Angle definitely seems to have a game plan here tonight.
WWS Mark: Angle jumps off the apron and axe handles Ringmaster.
WWS Mark: Angle picks up Ringmaster and rams his back into one of the ring posts ... Angle now lifts Ringmaster onto his should and runs to ram Ringmasters head into the ring post but Ringmaster squiggled free and Angle went crashing into the post instead.
WWS Chris: Ringmaster now perhaps remembering the no DQ rule has picked up a steel chair.
WWS Mark: Angle back to his feet ... only to be knocked back down with a vicious chair shot to his head!
WWS Mark: Ringmaster with another chair shot to Angle's back, Ringmaster then tosses the chair away.
WWS Chris: Why would he do that though? There's no DQ ... there are no rules!
WWS Mark: Ringmaster picks up Angle and ... he removes the padding on the floor but why?
WWS Chris:Uh oh ... looks like Ringmaster is setting Angle up for a pile driver on the concrete!
WWS Mark: Ringmaster tries to get him up once but can't so he pounds on Angle's back a few times ... Ringmaster tries again but Angle reversed it tried to back body drop him Ringmaster grabbed one of the ropes and held it back ... Ringmaster one more time ... Ringmaster finally gets it up and delivers the piledriver on the concrete!
WWS Chris: Angle looks dead. This match should probably just be stopped now.
WWS Mark: Now somebody in the front row is giving Ringmaster an ear full.
WWS Chris: That's Masked Enforcer!
WWS Mark:Ringmaster wants nothing to do with him though and flips him off!
WWS Chris: I thought this was a children's show!
WWS Mark: Masked Enforcer tries to jump the barricade but security is there to stop him.
WWS Chris: But it provided a distraction which has given Corky Angle a minute to recuperate somewhat ... if you can even recuperate from a piledriver on cement.
WWS Mark: Ringmaster now turns his attention back to Corky Angle but Angle was ready for him and gives him a ball shot.
WWS Mark: Angle now picks up the steel chair and smashes it down on Ringmaster!
WWS Mark: Angle picks up Ringmaster and drops him throat first onto the steel barricade!
WWS Chris: This is getting quite violent and it's not like these two haven't been through enough already.
WWS Mark: Angle throws Ringmaster back into the ring ... Angle follows and delivers the Special Olympic Slam!
WWS Chris: It's gotta be over! 1 .. 2 .. Unbelievable! Ringmaster somehow got up! This man just never quits!
WWS Mark: Angle goes for another Special Olympic Slam but Ringmaster reverses it into a DDT! Both men are down!
WWS Chris: Ordinarily I would say that neither man would be able to get back up but someone has to win this match, there can be no count out.
WWS Mark: The crowd is going nuts! Who will get up to feet first?
WWS Chris: Both men to their knees ...
WWS Mark: It's Angle he's the first one up but Ringmaster small packages him!
WWS Chris: 1 .. 2 .. 3! NO! Angle got up just before the three count! Man that was close!
WWS Mark: The crowd is stunned! Ringmaster whips Angle into the corner and Angle hits hard!
WWS Mark: Ringmaster charges but Angle raises his boot up and Ringmaster is knocked down.
WWS Chris: Angle grabs his legs and goes for the pin, 1 ..
WWS Mark: Angle has his feet on the ropes!
WWS Chris: 2 .. Ringmaster is up! Man Angle almost stole that one right there!
WWS Mark: Angle with a haymaker but Ringmaster blocks it and smashes Angle's head into the turn buckle.
WWS Mark: Ringmaster lifts Angle up onto the turn buckle but Angle kicks him off ... Ringmaster gets up but Angle delivers a drop kick off the second rope!
WWS Chris: Angle even at this late stage is taking chances, I like it!
WWS Mark: Angle now back up top!
WWS Chris: He was not quick enough though!
WWS Mark: Ringmaster catches him though and gets on top of the turn buckle with him ... Ringmaster delivers a super hurricanrana! The crowd loved that one is going wild!
WWS Mark: Ringmaster for the pin, 1 .. 2 .. Angle somehow got up!
WWS Chris: Where are they find the energy to continue?
WWS Mark: Ringmaster picks Angle up but Angle pokes him in the eyes. Angle throws Ringmaster off the ropes ... Ringmaster leapfrogs a back body drop but Angle caught him and power bombed him!
WWS Mark: Angle with a lateral press ... 1 .. 2 .. Ringmaster's up.
WWS Chris: Unbelievable action here tonight!
WWS Mark: Angle picks up Ringmaster, Ringmaster with chop and Angle is stunned! Ringmaster is going for the stroke but Angle reverses it and ... he hit it again! Another Special Olympic Slam for Ringmaster!
WWS Chris: It has to be over now!
WWS Mark: 1 .. 2 .. No! Ringmaster gets up again!
WWS Mark: Angle picks up Ringmaster ... and delivers another Special Olympic Slam!
WWS Chris: Angle covers and hooks both legs 1 .. 2 .. 3! It's finally over!
( Corky Angle's music plays )
WWS Meg: The winner of the Broken Hearts tournament.......
 Corky Angle (80) Defeats Ringmaster (80)
WWS Chris: Unbelievable! What a performance by both men!
WWS Mark: To both men's credit I have no idea how each man survived as long as they did.
WWS Chris: You have to feel for Ringmaster who displayed so much courage and heart here tonight, he certainly has nothing to be ashamed of, Ringmaster may not be going home with the trophy but he's still a winner in my book and everyone else's that was here tonight at witness this!
WWS Mark: And to top it off we still have the WWS Championship match to come!
WWS Chris: Right now, we're going back to Milanista who's standing by with Big Uncle Chester!
( Camera switches to Chester's dressing room )
Milanista: It's time Chester! You finally get another shot at the WWS Championship! It's been a while.. are you ready?
Big Uncle Chester: You know Milanista, you weren't around for any of this, but I'd like to tell a little story! When I came to the WWS back in May of last year, I came very close to being the feds FIRST WWS Champion. Less than a month later.. I was the Champion!
Milanista: Go on...
Big Uncle Chester: I held the title for a record 10 weeks. A record that stands today as the LONGEST title reign EVER in the WWS.. of ANY title. I've held 2 WWS Championships and an IC title. I have held numerous titles in other feds. I am, without a shadow of a doubt the greatest athlete here today.
Milanista: Okay...
Big Uncle Chester: Two titles later.. and almost a year, and I've returned to the WWS. I should've won the Royal Rumble, and if it wasn't for that pesky little twerp Beatmosh... I would've! Now, I'm going to face Cruncher for the WWS title yet again! This time, I am going to keep that title forever!
Milanista: Well Chester.. first thing you have to do.. is WIN the title..
Big Uncle Chester: You keep your mouth shut! I am not in many feds. I wouldn't be here today if this wasn't ideally cut out for someone of my obvious greatness. Cruncher..
( Chester looks right into the camera )
Big Uncle Chester: ... You.... are going.... down!
( Chester leaves his dressing room )
Milanista: Back to you guys! Chester is on his way!
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Mark: Wow! Tough words from Chester!
WWS Chris: Yes they are! Cruncher is in BIG trouble! Let's go to Mike Hunt, who finally has Cruncher!
( Camera shows Hunt outside of Cruncher's dressing room )
WWS Hunt: I'm here, but Cruncher isn't.
WWS Mark: What's going on?
( Yelling can be heard from inside of the dressing room )
WWS Hunt: Something is going on in there. I guess we'll just have to wait to find out. Back to you guys!
( Camera returns to ringside )
WWS Mark: This is it everyone it's time for the WWS Championship match!
WWS Chris: Right now we're going to go to ringside.
WWS Mark: I sure hope Cruncher's mind is on this match!
WWS Meg:The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WWS Championship!
( Big Uncle Chester's music plays as he enters )
WWS Meg: First the challenger ... Big Uncle Chester!
WWS Mark: You know Chester has been looking forward to this for quite a while now.
WWS Chris: Chester feels the need to always be the man, the top guy, anything less is an embarrassment to him.
WWS Mark: Cruncher is no rollover however and tonight Chester will have his hands full.
WWS Meg: And his opponent ...
( Cruncher's music plays as he enters )
WWS Meg: The WWS Champion Cruncher!
WWS Chris: I agree Cruncher can not be looked over tonight, I guarantee he'll be at the top of his game!
WWS Mark: Both these men have fought on numerous occasions before so there will not be many surprises between them.
( The bell rings as Meg exits the ring )
WWS Chris: We're officially under way.
WWS Mark: They lock up ... Chester whips Cruncher to the ropes ... Cruncher leapfrogs Chester ... on the return Chester misses a clothesline and Cruncher retaliates with a chop block!
WWS Chris: Right away we see Cruncher going after a body part, just like in his match against Ringmaster a couple of weeks ago at the WWS Royal Rumble it's the knees he's targeting.
WWS Mark: Obviously Cruncher hopes to lock on a sharpshooter or figure four leg lock.
WWS Chris: I'm sure Cruncher would like nothing more than force Chester to give up.
WWS Mark: Cruncher grabs Chester's legs but Chester kicks him off and retaliates with a vicious chop.
WWS Chris: Cruncher and Chester are exchanging some mind numbing chops, the sound just makes you cringe.
WWS Mark: Cruncher chops Chester so hard he almost flew over the top rope!
WWS Chris: Chester rolls out of the ring to take a breather, why is the referee stopping Cruncher from going after him?
WWS Mark: Well Chester took the opportunity to pull Cruncher to the outside. Chester now whips Cruncher right into the steel steps.
WWS Chris: Those steel steps may give but they are very unforgiving on flesh.
WWS Mark: Chester puts the boots to Cruncher then rolls in and back out of the ring to stop the referees count.
WWS Chris: I think Cruncher is at a disadvantage on the outside, he needs to keep this match in the ring.
WWS Mark:I disagree, in the ring, is the only place Cruncher can lose the belt!
WWS Chris: Well you have point on that one but I don't think Cruncher's mind is as much on how he can keep the title as it is on how he can beat Chester.
WWS Mark: Chester chokes Cruncher with his boot. Chester rolls back into the ring but this time the referee stops him before he can roll back out and from the outside Cruncher pulls his legs out from under him and crotches him around the ring post, now Cruncher applies the figure four around the ring post!
WWS Chris: Cruncher is again sticking to the tactics that were so successful at the Royal Rumble.
WWS Mark: Cruncher back in the ring ... he waits for Chester to get back to his feet and charges him Chester ducks but on the return run Cruncher with a cross body block ... 1 ... 2 ... Chester's up.
WWS Chris: It was almost over right there.
WWS Mark: This time Cruncher doesn't give Chester the chance to get back up and goes for the figure four.
WWS Chris: Look now as Cruncher uses the ropes for leverage but the referee is turned toward Chester so he doesn't see it.
WWS Mark: The referee finally sees it though forces Cruncher to release the hold ... Cruncher with a punch but it's blocked by Chester who returns a chop.
WWS Chris: Cruncher's chest is bright red now from all those hellacious chops.
WWS Mark: Chester with a belly to back suplex and he holds it for a pin attempt 1 .. 2 .. Cruncher rolls out.
WWS Chris: Danny Jenkins has come down to the ring. We can only assume he is here to sabotage Cruncher's attempt to defend his title!
WWS Mark: Here comes Damian Sharmaine! He has jumped Jenkins at ringside! Sharmaine has come to the aid of Cruncher!
WWS Chris: This is insane! Jenkins and Sharmaine are fighting outside of the ring, and Chester is taking it to Cruncher inside the ring!
WWS Mark:Chester delivers a backbreaker to Cruncher then drops an elbow and goes for a pin attempt 1 .. 2 .. Cruncher's up ... Chester immediately tries again 1 ..
WWS Chris: Chester has his feet on the ropes this time.
WWS Mark: 2 ... Cruncher still manages to get up.
WWS Mark: Chester whips Cruncher off the ropes ... Cruncher tries a flying body press but it misses and he goes crashing to the mat.
WWS Chris: Cruncher has to be careful not to make too many mistakes here.
WWS Mark: Butterfly suplex by Chester ... 1 .. 2 .. Cruncher gets up again.
WWS Chris: Jenkins and Sharmaine still going at it outside!
WWS Mark: Chester with a chop but it misses and Cruncher reverses it into a backslide 1 .. 2 .. Chester just manages to slip out.
WWS Chris: Chester gets right up however and immediately starts booting Cruncher back down.
WWS Mark: Chris Dunn and War Eagle have come down to the ring to break up this mess outside! Dunn and Eagle have Jenkins. They are dragging them back to the dressing rooms!
WWS Chris: This has gotten WAY out of hand! At least these Rebellion guys are gone!
WWS Mark: Chester's now going to the top!
WWS Chris: But Cruncher has caught him and he ... Oh My God!
WWS Mark: Cruncher just pushed Chester off the top rope to the outside where he fell right through the Spanish announcers table!
WWS Chris: That has to be all.
WWS Mark: Cruncher uses the time to rest while Chester finally staggers to his feet.
WWS Chris: I can't believe Chester is up after that bump!
WWS Mark: Chester back in the ring and they continue to exchange chops ... Chester gains the upper hand and whips Cruncher into the corner but Cruncher leaps onto the top rope and moonsaults Chester.
WWS Mark: But Chester uses the momentum and reverse the pin attempt
WWS Chris: Chester also had a handful of tights!
WWS Mark: 1 .. 2 .. Cruncher kicks out just in time!
WWS Chris: Wow that was close!
WWS Mark: Cruncher's up but Chester drop toe holds him back down and now. Chester quickly tries to apply the figure four but Cruncher reverses it into a small package 1 .. 2 .. 3!
WWS Chris: It's over! Cruncher retains!
( Bell rings )
WWS Meg: The winner of this bout and STILL WWS Champion Cruncher!
 "BUTF World Champion" Cruncher (100+3.5/5TB)
Successfully defends his title against
Big Uncle Chester (100+0TB)
WWS Chris: Cruncher was trying to quickly apply the figure four but he fumbled one of Chester legs giving him the chance to reverse it and score the pin fall!
WWS Mark: An amazing match and effort from both men regardless of the outcome!
WWS Chris: What an incredible event! On behalf of the entire staff of Broken Hearts.. Mike Hunt, Psycho Kid, Sharon, Meg, Ben Kahn, Milanista, Club Kid, War Eagle, those who joined us in the booth.. Damian Sharmaine, La Mascara and Corky Angle... The BUTF... and The Rebellion... and ALL of the wrestlers who participated.. I'd like to say GOOD NIGHT!
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